The Book Of Noodle

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    It had only been a few days. A few days since Russel found me. When he saved me from being stranded on my raft next to the sinking cruise ship by the name of The M. Harriet.I had nothing but a small bag with very little supplies, and my guitar.
    I remember shaking below the water that I somehow felt. It scared the hell out of me for sure. Soon I found myself to be floating into the sky. I turned my head from side to side before liking down at some sort of large, brown dome. This 'dome' happened to be Russel's Head. I remember being so happy that cried tears of joy, oh how much I missed him. He was huge! I didn't dare to ask how or why, I was just delighted to have him back in my life...unfortunately it didn't last long.
    After a year had passed, maybe over a year, spotted a large island over the horizon. It looked beautiful but  once we got closer it wasn't as nice. War. War on a foul beach, of what seemed to be created with styrofoam and all sorts of rubbish and plastics. Pirates surrounded the island and I recognized them for sure. This was where Murdoc was. I found my family.
    As we approached the danger zone, Russel threw me in his mouth. It sounds gross but I've definitely been in worse situations. Eventually I was allowed to hop out. Something made my heart skip a beat. The feeling of betrayal and rage. There sat a robot. Not just any robot but a cyborg...of me. A clone. My own family members replaced me with an identical humanoid that looked just like me only back when I had my eyes covered when I was younger.
    Though I'll admit the cyborg was actually kind of cute, I wasn't pleased with it at all. I ignored her gunfire. Her lousy aim was nothing for me to worry about. Russel also made sure I was safe, throwing pirates left and right. I turned too look back at Russel for one moment but once I turned back to face my clone, she wasn't there, it was like she just suddenly vanished.

"Oi, Noodle!" I heard a familiar voice call out.

"Murdoc!?" I yelled, checking my surroundings. I spotted him on higher ground.

"I'm sorry I'm going to have to do this to ya luv, but I gotta go! Get out before it's too late!"

    Typical Murdoc, he was as much of an asshole as he was before...yet for from reason, I obeyed. He took the robot with him into a little submarine where he hid like a coward. I understand his rush to make me leave but I didn't even get a chance to properly meet up with him. I didn't even know where 2-D was. "Is he alive? Is he dead?" Those questions filled my mind as Russel pulled me up, back into his giant mouth and swam away quickly in fear of losing me again.
When we thought we were safe from harm, Russel allowed me to escape his mouth and sit upon my yellow raft on his head once more. From this point on, all I could remember was one second I was upon Russel's head, laying down soundly, then BAM! I had fallen off with a terrible, stinging impact of my body slamming into the water over a hundred feet below me. I know I hit my head on something such as a rock or possibly even a small boat. I remember seeing the color red before blacking out. Blood red.