ONE DAY THERE WAS A 14 YEAR OLD NAMED KAYAK. KAYAK WAS FRENDZ WORH STEPH0SINSNOTTRAGEDIES WITH THE o AS A ZERO CUZ SHE THINKS SHES COOL, HASTY, AND RAT. THEY WERE COOL BUT THEN KAYAK (aka lilsimsie) BECAME LILSUSAN DUN DUN DUN OH NO THEY ALL DIED FROM LILSUSAN AKA KAYAK AND THEN LILSUSAN KILLED THE REAL SUSAN AND THEN HERSELF BECAUSE IDK SHEZ DUMB! SO YA ITS LIT! THEN HER DOGS AND CATS PLUS SNAPCAT (Snapchat stole her brand) LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER UNTIL OH NO SNAP CAT WENT CRAZY AND KILLED SNAPCHAT THEN SNAPCAT WAS ARRESTED INTO KAT JAIL AND THEN SHE ATE HER WAY OUT AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITH ALL OF KELLYS OTHER DOGS! YAY! THE END! Wait, you thought I was done? Don't ever judge a book by its cover. KELLYS SISTER Shanna._.Tumbles' BUNNIES RAN AWAY WITH SHANNAS TURTLES AND WENT TO THE LAND OF GLIDING WATER BUNNIES AND WAS GREAT! THE RAT CAME BACK BUT HASTY AND STEPH0SINSNOTTRAGEDIES WAS STILL DED AND KAYAK AKA LILSUSAN CAME BACK JUST TO PET SNAPCAT AND SUB GIFT EVERYONE ON RAT'S TWITCH STREAK INCLUDING ME (aka avocqdo_ on like everything) AND I CRIED BECAUSE I WAS SO HAPPY THAT KAYAK DID THAT AND THEN ME AND RAT CRIED TOGETHER AND I SNAPCATTED OH WAIT SNAPCHATETED RAT AND SHE DIDNT RESPOND SO RIP WELL IT WAS FUN BUT WE ALL DIED THE END! Did you really think the story was over, well you're right. The end.
