sweet creature. ( thiam! ) [ 2 ]

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THE FANTASTIC FOUR GC
( ELIASS💙, DEX💛, KITTY KAT💚)

DAISY💜
so if your boyfriend ignored you for
a straight up month, what would you do??

ELIASS💙
well if it was dexter, i would
dump his shaggy ass

DEX💛
the love is strong with this one

DEX💛
but he's still ignoring you??
what a dick

KITTY KAT💚
i don't like this theo guy and
i haven't even met him

DAISY💜
well i love him and it's hurting me
that he isn't texting or answering my calls??
like i pretty much spammed him in hopes
of him miraculously replying back

ELIASS💙
maybe he's busy???

DAISY💜
so, he's too busy to even text me
and let me know he's okay??

DEX💛
he's got a point, jakob.

ELIASS💙
sigh, i know he does
i just don't understand why
he won't answer you, daisy

KITTY KAT💚
if he's cheating on you with some
hick, i'll kill the dude

DAISY💜
i don't think he'd cheat on me

DAISY💜
i even texted his sister, allison,
and she told me he was fine

ELIASS💙
okay so if he's sooooo fine
why can't he bloody text you back?!

DEX💛
babe, your british is showing

KITTY KAT💚
I WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO SAY
THAT, DEXTER
VIRTUAL HIGH FIVE

ELIASS💙
SORRY IT COMES OUT WHEN
DAISY IS SAD OVER THEHOE

DEX💛
did you just call liam's boyfriend
thehoe???

ELIASS💙
yes i did....

KITTY KAT💚
that was golden, jak.
i give you props

DAISY💜
stop calling my bf mean names
elias!

DEX💛
wait a fuckin minute

ELIASS💙
look what you did, liam

DAISY💜
oops

KITTY KAT💚
you're in big trouble now,
jak. i'd run

DEX💛
HE GETS TO CALL YOU ELIAS?
WHAT THE HELL, EVERY TIME I
CALL YOU ELI OR ELIAS YOU HIT ME
DOES HE GET HIT??

ELIASS💙
no, he doesn't get hit

DEX💛
and why the hell NOT?

ELIASS💙
because he's daisy.

DAISY💜
that is true

ELIASS💛
and i'm your boyfriend
you can see why i'm a little
offended!

KITTY KAT💚
oh, get over yourself, dexter.
you're an even bigger drama queen
than i am

DAISY💜
she said it not me

DEX💛
shut up, you nutty bar

DAISY💜
did you just call me a nutty bar??

ELIASS💙
why am i laughing at that LMAO

KITTY KAT💚
that was the worst insult in
the world, oh my god

DEX💛
shut up, you hoes
you know i'm not good under
pressure

DAISY💜
but.... there was literally....
no.... pressure....

DEX💛
i'm gonna kill you the next
time i see you

DAISY💜
bring it, bitch

ELIASS💙
it's britney, bitch

KITTY KAT💚
jesus christ, i'm friends
with complete morons

DEX💛
uh, excuse me

KITTY KAT💚
shut up, you're the biggest
moron there is

DEX💛
i did not ask to be abused
like this

ELIASS💙
i can abuse you in bed
instead, yknow, if you want 😉😉

DEX💛
oh, my god
not in front of the children

KITTY KAT💚
and that is my cue to leave
see ya

DAISY💜
gotta zayn

KITTY KAT💚
TOO SOON

ELIASS💙
TOO SOON

DAISY💜
it's been two years shut up

ELIASS💙
still too soon

KITTY KAT💚
^^^

DAISY💜
this group chat is a mess

DEX💛
agreed