a gUy ThAT i KiNdA bE iNtO- iSss......Sand?

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It was a normal sunny summer day.

Everyone decided to go to the beach.

And by Everyone i mean Rich, Jake, Michael and Jeremy.
There they were on the shore building sand castles.

"OURTH ITH GOING TO BE BETTER!"

Rich yelled as he grabbed more sand. Michaels huffed as he dug a small river.

"YOU WISH!"

He yelled back. Jeremy only smiled seeing a crab go in their sand castle.

"Michael look! Our first baby!"

He said. Michael looked at the carb and awe. He kissed his cheek and yelped seeing his castle destroyed. Michael looked over at Jake, who was laughing, and growled. Jeremy sighed and placed a hand on Michaels shoulder.

"Lets face it Michael. They won. Now lets just have some fun."

He said with a smile. Michael shook his head.

"Hell no. I am not letting my Boyfriend down. Not again."

He said and grabbed some sand, Made it into a ball and through it at Rich. Rich fell backwards. Jake gasp and wiped the sand off of his face.

"Rich? Baby? Speak to me!"

He said shaking him. Rich sat up and made fists.

"This. Means. WAR!"

He yelled. Jake smirked and stood on his feet. They both grabbed sand and through it at Jeremy and Michael.

Jeremy yelped and started building a wall for protection. Michael just threw sand at Jake. Jake spit the sand out that landing in his mouth.

"Rich Build a wall and make me some more balls!"

He said running out. Rich nodded and began making a wall. Jeremy had finished his wall and hid behind it. Michael sat next to Jeremy.

"What the hell Michael!"

Jeremy yelled seeing sand balls go over their wall. Michael smiled.

"If i die. Tell Christine you're all hers."

He said grabbing some sand.

"Michael what are you talking ab-"

Michael cut Jeremy off by kissing him on the lips. Jeremy was so confused but kissed back.

Rich finished his wall and smiled proudly. He began throwing sand balls at Michael once he stood.

Michael dramatically ran over to Rich and Jake throwing sand.

"BEHIND THE WALL!"

Jake yelled pushing himself and Rich behind their wall. Michael through sand trying to destroy the force field.

The wall started to fall apart. Rich started panicking and shook his lover.

"WE'RE GOING TO DIE!"

He yelled. Jake looked around and spotted a water gun. He grabbed it and ran over to Jeremy.

Michael didn't notice and kept trying to hit Rich.

Jake grabbed Jeremy and covered his mouth wpth his hand before he could say anything. He placed the gun up to Jeremys Head and looked at Michael.

"HEY MICHEAL!!"

He yelled. Michael looked at Jake and gasped.

"Leave him alone!"

He cried not wanting his Boyfriend to 'die'

"Oh hohohoho....Im not letting him go that easily.."

Jake purred. He made a signal to Rich. Rich nodded and Jumped on Michaels back and pinned him to the ground. Jake layed Jeremy next to Michael as Rich grabbed some rope. He tied their hands together as if they were hand cuffed. Jeremy whimpered a softly as Jake pressed the water gun harder on his head.

"WHO'S THE BETTER SAND BUILDER?!"

He yelled. Michael ground as his face was pushed against the sand.

"You guys are!"

He whined out.

"AND WHO'S THE BETTER COUPLE?"

Rich yelled in Michaels face.

"Shit..."

Michael grumbled. Jake started to pull the trigger in the ground warning Michael he was going to shoot.

"Michael fucking say it already!!!"

Jeremy yelled. Michael sighed.

"You two are! Now let us go!!"

Michael cried. Rich untied them both and stood up with Jake.

Jeremy attacked Michael with a hug. He smiled and kissed his cheek.

"Don't do that again you assholes."

Michael said wrapping his arm around a tired Jeremy.

Jake laughed putting his arm around Rich. He pulled him closer.

"We won't."

Rich said kissing Jakes cheek. Micheal picked Jeremy up and placed him on one of their beach Chairs. Jeremy smiled already napping.

Michael chuckled and looked at the other couple.

"You guys wanna go for a swim?"

He asked them. They nodded.

"Race you their!"

Jake yelled and began running to the water. Michael and Rich began running as well.

//i dont know what i just wrote.

I was bored.\\

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