Give me a reason (a sherlock fanfiction)

Prank

Chapter 18

Sherlocks pov

"Jawn" I said in my still hoarse voice. He was asleep. I wonder if I could scare him.

I've been feeling fine for a few days now so I quietly got out of bed. I knew I'd have to pay the hospital for destruction of property but it would be worth it. I popped one of the blood bags and started pouring it on my bed. Then I took what was left over and wrote "We Have Him" on the wall in blood. I then went out to the nursing staff and told them to temporarily discharge me as a joke. They also needed a good time so they agree that they would let him call only Lestrade. I then went to Scotland Yard and waited.

Johns pov

That was a good nap. Precisely what I needed. I guess I should check on sherlock though. I slowly opened my eyes and was almost physically sick. Blood. Everywhere. A gruesome message written on the wall. I ran to the nurses station.

"He's gone! Let me use the phone. Mine is dead! I need to call the cops!"

"Sir, please calm down. It says here that in case of emergency, call Detective Inspector Greg Lestrade"

"WELL THEN LET ME DO THAT"

Greg picked up after three rings. "Hello?" His voice came out of one end

"Greg! Sherlock is gone and his blood is everywhere. I think Moriarty took him!"

After about 30 second there was a reply but it wasn't Greg.

"Sherlock! Bloody hell! Why would you do that!?" But I broke out into giggle.

"I was bored John. But I need some morphine so be back in a bit. Love you"

"Love you too you bum crumb"

"Bum crumb?"

"Yep. New saying. Hurry back love"

And with that I hung up the phone still laughing and went back to the room to clean up his mess. Except it was done already. Ten it all went black.

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Sherlocks pov

I got back to the hospital to find everything clean but John nowhere in sit.

"John! This isn't very funny. Your very bad at pranks"

"Your right. Johnny boy isn't very good at pranks. But I am. Come with me and he won't die"

And with that he and his (in more way the one ) partner grab me and left through the window.