OH MY FUCKING GOD
ONE OF MY CRUSHES CALLED
I CALLED HIM BACK
HE ASKED IF WE COULD GO TO A MOVIE
I TOLD HIM I'D ASK MY PARENTS
I WENT OUT THERE WITH HIM STILL ON THE CALL
I ASKED MY MOM AND DAD WHO WERE MIXING MARGARITAS
DAD SAID NO, SINCE IT WAS LIKE A DATE
I SAID IT WASNT
AND HE SAID
"BUT THIS IS THE GUY YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON?"
AND I MOTIONED TOWARDS THE PHONE AND SAID NO
THEN HE WAS LIKE
"BUT YOU TOLD ME IT WAS THIS GUY"
AND MY MOM REALIZED HE WAS THERE
AND SHE WHISPERED TO HIM
AND HIS FACE FLUSHED AND HE AGREED IT WAS SOMEONE ELSE
THEY SAID I COULD ONLY GO IF THEY WENT TOO
I SAT DOWN ON THE BED WITH THE PHONE IN MY HAND
AND HE SAID
"You know I heard all of that."
AND THEN WE HAD AN AWKWARD CONVERSATION ABOUT CATS
HOLY FUCK
JESUS CHRIST
TURKYDT,TUSTLUSFY,TUSHF,SYRSRYK
