Dad I got suspended from school
What Did you do?!
The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said there's an idiot at the end of the ruler
And?
I said which end?
Your totally my son

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De TodoIn here I just write things that are funny, some random shit that happens, and everyday life things I can't really talk about face to face with people. I have some help from my best friend @ZachBZ. GO CHECK HIM OUT REALLY NICE GUY!