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*Dear Math,

Please grow up and solve your own problems.

I'm tired of solving them for you.

*They say that LOVE is more important than MONEY, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a HUG?

* All of us light up a room,

Some when they enter,

Others when they leave.

* God give me patiencet,

If you give me strength

I will just punch them in the face

*Im not lazy,

I'm just very relaxed

* My friend,

Remember that without stupidity

There wouldn't be intelligence,

And without ugliness

There wouldn't be beauty,

So the world needs you after all

*If we were on a ship,

And there was only one life vest.....

I would miss you so much.

* An expert is a person

Who has made every possible

Mistake in a small field of study

* Tell your boss

What you really think of him,

And the truth shall set you free.....

Of your job

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