Fact 3: Thinking positive doesn't apply to pregnancy test
Fact 4: In an alternate world, Justin Beiber would be a boy
Fact 5: Its called "Fun Sized" because "Smaller than normal" is just depressing.
Fact 6: If you go into tthe bathroom at 3am and scream "BLOODY MARY!!!" 3 times, you Mother will come in there and scream "GO THE HELL TO BED!!!"
Fact 7: The moment you buy something full price, it'll go on sale the next day
Fact 8: When dropped, the 5 second rule applies to babies too
Fact 9: Math puns are the first signs of madness
Fact 10: That lucky rabbit foot wasn't lucky for the rabbit
Fact 11: Wishing your pet can talk is fun until you realize all the things you did in front of them
Fact 12: If we are mostly made of water, all of us are cannibals
Fact 13: Piñatas are victims of child abuse
Fact 14: Miley Cyrus ruined twerking
Fact 15: Car trips take 3x longer when you have to pee
Fact 16: The Italian word for "evil" is "men"
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RandomIn here I just write things that are funny, some random shit that happens, and everyday life things I can't really talk about face to face with people. I have some help from my best friend @ZachBZ. GO CHECK HIM OUT REALLY NICE GUY!
