Mary was at bible school and she was zoned out.
"Mary, who created the Earth?" The teacher said to Mary. Now Little Sammy knew that Mary zones out a lot. Seeing that Mary was zoned out, Sammy poked her with a pin.
"LORD ALMIGHTY!!!" she cried.
"Very good."
Later, the teacher asked her another question. yet again, Mary was zoned out.
"Mary, who is our Lord and Savior?" Sammy poked her with the pin again.
"JESUS CRIST!!!"
"Excellent"
Then the teacher asked her one more question.
"What did Eve say to Adam after having her 23rd child Mary?"
Sammy poked her again.
"IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME AGAIN, I WILL BREAK IT IN HALF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR A*S!!"
The teacher then fainted.
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