THE JIT AND THE BOZO

Violence and Virgin lips.

Dr Sofia Rikkin :Violence is a disease.Like cancer.And like cancer,we hope to control it one day.

Cal Lynch: Violence is what kept me alive.

Dr Sofia Rikkin: Well technically your already dead.

Assassin's Creed[2016]

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I quickly shut off my laptop and cover my head with my blankets so that it looks like I'm sleeping.If whoever is knocking is whom I think it is then I am as good as dead.

The problem about having spanish parents is that when you do something wrong they are most likely gonna chop you head off.I'm not kidding my parents are supper strict .My mum was born and grew up in Mexico and my dad was born and grew up in Spain.How they ended up in Miami I have no idea .

My mum bugged into my room and threw my blankets off me.I got up and yawned for dramatic effect.''Hola mama'[ hi mum]''I greeted my mum and she narrowed her eyes at me.I swear my mum is the queen of death stares.

''Melanie Valeria Audrey Garcia!Hand over your laptop right this instance.''She shouts her accent thick.Funny story remember when I told you that my mum is strict when I have done something wrong,well I have done something wrong.I have been up all night watching movies and guess which ones.My all time favourites Marvel .I mean who doesn't like Marvel.

I look up at her confused not willing to give her my laptop.It's my baby what will I do without it.I need to watch my daily dose of cartoons ,movies ,cartoons,series and did I say cartoons?.''no juegues conmigo Melanie.[don't play with me Melanie.]''She shouts and I flinch I think my mum is the only human being I'm truly afraid of.

''lo siento mama[I'm sorry mum] I won't do it again I promise I'll do my chores I'll wash the house please don't take it.''I beg her but she holds her hand out motioning for me to give her my laptop.I pick it up from my night stand and kiss it 'I'll miss you babes no one kisses like you I don't know what I'm gonna do without your kisses.'My mum raises a brow and I relactantly give it to her.

''No wonder you fail in school look at the time now 6.48 am.It's time to get up and you barely got any sleep on a school day.You won't be getting this back any time soon till I see an improvement.Your brother is getting A's and you are sitting comfortably with your D's and E's .Your in your senior year for heavens sake do you think any university is gonna accept such marks?Huh?'' She walked out of the room and shut the door.Who said I was planning to go to university?

My mum has always favoured my brother.He's always been the most liked child with his perfect grades good behaviour even the teachers like him and then there is me with my detentions and no homework done and bad grades.If it were you who would you prefer? I am the exact definition of every parents nightmare apart from my strikingly good looks.

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''Poor you she took away your laptop.Now how are you gonna post your you tube video's.''She says while opening my secret locker combination that is not so secret.Apparently all my friends know the year I was born, 2001.

''yup,''I say and empty my bag of all it's contents hopping she doesn't notice.I'm so tired and sleepy the only thing I can think of is going to the beach and sleeping under the hot noon sun.

''So how are you anyway.''She asks while texting frantically on her phone.

''I'm good just tired.''I reply walking towards the school entrance.''Where are you going.''she questions clueless as ever.and the award for most clueless goes to........