THE JIT AND THE BOZO

Sweat little unforgettable thing {slut}

''I'm not a slut I'm just a sweat little unforgettable thing that you happen to be scared of.''

                                                                                                                                            Melanie

Listen to sweet little unforgettable thing by: BeaMiller

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I drummed on my desk with my pencil as I waited for the chemistry lesson to end.I swear I have been in here for 1000 years and the sad thing is that I have to listen if I want to at least get a C.Right now the teacher is going on about equilibrium reactions and I don't think I have understood anything.

Oh God who knew concentrating could be so hard I am trying my best {not really my best but I am still trying}and I can't .All I seem to be able to think about is what prank am I going to pull on bozo.It has to be the best prank ever and I can't seem to be able to come up with anything.

Maybe Chels can help.''Hey I'm gonna ask to go to the toilets follow me after five minutes,''I whisper shout to Chels whose my partner .She gives me a quizzical  look but doesn't question my intentions.I could be calling her to kill her for all she knows but she trusts me.This is true friendship.

I lift up my hand but Mr Herling ignores me .''Excuse me Mr Herling may I be excused out of  class,''I say but he just continues ignoring me .Just  when I'm about to give him a piece of my mind he finally answers me ''You've been to the lavatory about 5 times now and the lessons not even gone by halfway.Do you have a problem with your stomach?''He questions and my face heat up and I start laughing.Wait perfect this is my only way out

''Yes Mr Herlin I ate a bad meat pie last night you see my mum is not a very good cook .If you do not excuse me I might just end up making the whole class stink.''I hold my stomach and make exaggerated  faces and noises .He shoo's me with his hand and I run out of the class room.Wow I can so act I deserve an award.

I absent mindedly walk to the toilets and stand by the sink and stare at my beautiful self in the mirror.Hold on is that a zit on my nose,Nooooooooooo although I still look gorgeous oh who am I kidding I look hideous but I will have to survive, a little zit won't kill me.Right?right.

Chels enters the toilets seconds after I do and I raise a brow at her.''Didn't I just tell you to come ten minutes after me.''

She shrugs and I sigh .I swear this girl has a mind of her own she never listens to me ever since we started high school.

''What was the point he allowed me anyway.So what did you wanna talk to me about?''She folds her hand and gives me a serious look.Some people are just too serious for life.

''Well do you remember that day at the park when bozo and his idiot friend decided to pour water on me,''she nods her head vigorously.

''I have never understood why you call him bozo and he calls you jit,''she taps her chin deep in thought,and I thought I had a short attention span.I clap my hands together to get her attention.

''Anywho I need a revenge plan and that is where you come in.Give me ideas of a prank.''I rub my hands together and laugh evily.

She gives me an annoyed look and I gulp.Oh that's right she actually listens in class.Can someone tell me how we are best friends?

''You called me here to ask for my advice about your stupid feud  with those stupid idiots!''She shouts and I flinch slightly.Okay I need to tune out of this conversation as she continues ranting.

What if I...no,or what if I...yes perfect.I'm a genius .

''.........concentrating or you will fail not thinking about stupid useless idiots.''I quickly nod my head and dial hannah's number.Oh shit she's most likely in class.Instead of calling I send her a text.

Hannah:hey can you send me Ashers number

She sends it almost immediately and I send him a quick text since he is also most likely in class.

Jit: 'hey I'm throwing a small party at my place and everyone is coming you and your idiot friend are invited.Btw this is Hannah.'

Chels gives me a confused look , I smile evily at her and walk out of the lavatory as Mr Herling calls it.

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''Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh''Chels screams and I grunt covering my ears.Oh lord no this is unacceptable.

''You bitch do you wanna make me deaf I can not be deaf I have to be able to listen to music.''I shout still not being able to hear clearly.

''God I can still hear a buzzing sound.''Nate grunts while rubbing his ears.I rub my ears with my palm so that they clear a little bit.

''what is it that has made you all excited anyway.''Luke asks.

Currently Nate ,Zac,Bozo,Luke,Chels,Mark and I are lounging at my house.Zoe had a family dinner so she wouldn't manage to come.Time to start my revenge plan.

I excuse myself and head to the kitchen before Chels can answer.I'll just force it out of her anyway and who says that she'll tell them before telling me.I am her best friend.

I dig for a tub of butter from the pantry and spread it on the floor then I place coke bottles from the fridge by the counter.I then hide Marks camera in the kitchen and call Zac and Bozo to help me carry the bottles and they agree .Perfect they aren't expecting me to attack.

While they are gathering the coke bottles ,I take out my empty paint ball gun and shout warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!! They start running but end up slipping and falling on top of each other.I clutch onto my stomach and walk towards them oh lord this is gold.

''Oh ......Lord........you....two.....look........hil......ario....us.....''I say in between laughs .Bozo tries to stand up but ends up slipping and falling back down.My friends come rushing into the kitchen and when they see them struggling to get up they all burst into laughter.By the time they actually manage to get up they are covered in butter.

''You fucking slut.''Zac shout and Bozo just scowls at me.

''Oh it's good to know that I am a little unforgettable thing that you happen to be scared of.''I smile sweetly at him trying to contain my laughter but fail terribly.

''I envy the people who have never met you.''Asher spits out and tries to stomp out but ends up falling again.

''Pay back is a bitch woods.''

''You are right payback truly is a bitch.''He smirks at me and the next thing I hear is the front door being banged shut.I shrug and when I am about to replay the video I realize that I hadn't put the camera on.

Life's a bitch.

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Hello Smurfs, So How was your week.I didn't manage to update on saturday due to it being my birthday and I was busy but I did update today and this chapter is slightly longer than the previous one.Thanks again for reading .till next week.

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