THE JIT AND THE BOZO

Nice is not in my dictionary.

Here's the thing I'm a nice person so if I'm a bitch to you,you need to ask yourself why.

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''Don't let it bother you ,you don't have to lack sleep counting sheep every night,''I sing the last part of my new song and my friends erupt into cheers,apart from Aria obviously.I'm not gonna lie and say that I don't hate her and that we have a mutual agreement.Nope,Nada,Non,Nein.

I don't like lying oh who am I kidding I lie alot but only when necessary and I do not find it necessary to lie that I like someone.So if someone were to ask me if I hate Aria then yes I hate,despise,haine,odio her.

''Okay so I just need to put a background then you can post it .''Luke says while typing BS on his laptop.

My mum still has not given me my laptop back .She's expecting the impossible from me.Not unless your a genius how do you get C+ and above?HOW? It is practically impossible .In other words I am never getting back my laptop.Wow my life is sad.

''Okay but post it though I'm not getting my laptop till I'm like 80.''I stuff my hands in the pockets of my hoodie.

''So what do you guys wanna do? and Melanie no sleeping.''Nate asks and I scowl at him.It is a saturday morning and instead of enjoying the comfort of my bed I am awake entertaining this idiots.He is so lucky that I am lazy otherwise he would be 12 feet under by now.

''How about we go to the park?'' Chels says.I swear that girl has an obsession with the park.If it was a person she would most likely get married to it.

''Whatever ''I huff feeling grumpier than ever do to my lack of enough sleep.I mean 15 hours of sleep is so not enough!

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''People,''I semi shout trying to get the attention of my friends

''People!''I shout louder but they all ignore me.PTSH! some friends I have.

''PEOPLE!!''I shout even louder and they all shout 'what' at once with annoyed looks on their faces.Salty.I should be the grumpy one hmph!

''Are all your ears functioning ?Iv'e been calling you for a while now.''

''We know .When someone is talking you let them first finish ....''Zoe tries to explain but I interrupt her.

''Bla..Bla..Bla..Cut the crap short How many times will I have to tell..''

''Mel''Someone interrupts me but I ignore them.

''..you to stop bor...''

''Mel''I swear on my friends life that if whoever is disturbing me does not stop I will be cutting off some body parts today.

''...ing me I already have school for that.''I say quickly before I am interrupted again.

''Mel.''

''What the fuck do you want how many times do I have to tell you people to shut the hell up when I am speaking!!''I shout loosing my breath at the end and my friends smile sheepishly.

''I just wanted you to get a taste of your own medicine.''Mark says grinning and I grinned my teeth .One day I will make it to the front page of the newspaper for committing homicide against my brother.One of this boring days if he continues testing my patients that is.

''As I was saying I am hungry.''I say in a hostile voice and just then my stomach growls loudly making me not seem as hostile as I wanted to.

''Put a sock in it Melanie.''Aria rolls her eyes at me and to be completely honest this girl can pull off the hostile look.Makes me almost scared.Almost.

I'm gonna be the better person here and teach this cat poop a lesson .Cats are very evil terrible creatures they are the only thing I can think of that can be used to describe this cat.

''Okay listen here you cat no one asked for you to participate in this conversation so shut the fuck up and go back to Tartarus where demons like you belong.''I holler and a couple of people surround us.Although I do love the attention I stomp out of there before the cat can say anything .

As I am walking down the path towards the play ground area a black cat comes between my legs and in the process of screaming and and trying to run away I end up tripping and falling face flat and to add salt to the injury a specific Bozo decides oh why not make this tormenting Melanie day and pours water,let me rephrase that cold water with ice cubes on me.Now not only do I think that the world despises me but so does someone up there.

That specific Bozo then starts laughing at me as if this is something funny.Ok I must admit if I was him and he was in this position I would be laughing my ass off but lets be real here this was the lamest prank ever.I can bet you 1000 dollars that he is most probably gonna say an innuendo like I made you wet.Typical cliche Hot guys .They are never original.

''I made you wet,''he says in between laughs and high fives Zac.Told you so. now where is my 100 dollars?

Oh I get it this is pay back for kicking Zac's ass.HO!HO! If there is one thing people actually know is not to mess with me.

I smile mischievously at them and Asher looks at me curiously.

''If it's a game you want boys then let the games begin.''I smile sweetly then walk away.If they thought the devil is actually a devil then they were wrong.It's time to meet the real devil,ME.MwAhAhAhAhA I'm so bad.

''Jit in this wicked world the only thing I'm scared of is myself,''he hollers but I ignore him and walk away.Is it bad if I say that I hate my friends?

Hi people It's been a while .I won't be surprised if most of you left.Iv'e not been writing cause our wifi had an issue but now I'm back.YaY!Iv'e not started my home work and I'm updating lol,talk about priorities.So before anything else I just wanted to tell you that I will be updating on Saturdays or Sundays depending on which day I am least busy.

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