Why Kakashi should never read out loud! Collection of Naruto crack-fics

Why Sakura should never confess

"I love you Naruto," Sakura told him with

Kakashi,Yamato, Kiba, and Lee all present to bear

witness.

"Wha... what did you say Sakura-chan?" A stunned

Naruto asked.

"I love you," she repeated. "I've finally come to realize

that you're the one I truly want to be with."

"But what about Sasuke?"

"Sasuke's gone Naruto, he's been a gone a long time

now and I realize that he's changed and become

someone I don't know any more. I chased him and he

just kept getting further and further away from me, until

now I know I can never reach him. But you've always

been there for me, you've been by my side supporting

me, comforting me, always giving me your best. Now I

finally see that you're the one I can reach, you're the

one I want to be with. Let's forget Sasuke and be

together."

Naruto stared at her, absolutely stunned by the

revelation. "Sakura-chan, I really wish you'd told me

this one week earlier."

She looked at him questioningly. "Why a week?"

He gave her a wide smile. "Because that's when Hinata

came over to my apartment and let me titty fuck her."

"..."

"But we can still be friends right?" Gently pats the top of

Sakura's head. "And to be honest you're way too

annoying to actually date. Sasuke always told me he

thought you'd be frigid."

"Gak!" Sakura falls down unconscious.