A Very Christmas Opinion On Ships Part 2
Author: Hello! And welcome back to A Very Christmas Opinion On Ships! Today we have two new guests for you guys and some new ship opinions!
Everyone: *cheers*
Author: Now! I bring to you some of my favorite kids from my books Calder and Nico!
Nico: I'm not a kid.
Author: Of course you aren't Nico, but I don't have a non-OC kid character to bring in
Calder: Just bring in Leo, he's enough of a kid for the both of us.
Author: *whines* But Leo hasn't been introduced in any of my books yet
Nico: Can we just get this over with?
Author: Now, now Nico, we must exercise patience all good things come to those who wait
Nico: You just want to make your word count goal don't you -_-
Author: Welp! Looks like we're out of time for discussion, on with the show!
Calder: *jumps up and down* Oh, oh! Can I do the first ship?
Author: I don't see why not, what ship do you want us to ruthlessly judge?
Calder: For Nico I choose the highly popular amazing ship Peeniss!
Author: *dies of laughter*
Nico: You just wanted to say penis didn't you? -_-
Calder: *shrugs* Mom and Phoenix won't let me say it at home, I thought live television would be a fun alternative
Author: *slowly comes back to life*
Nico: What even is....Peenis?
Calder: You see Nico, a penis is a-
Author: *covers Calder's mouth* Shhhh we don't want to ruin his innocence
Nico: I MEANT THE SHIP!
Cal & Author: Suuuuuuuuuurrrreee
Author: Anyways! Peenis is apparently the ship name for Peeta and Katniss from the Hunger games fandom
Nico: The Hunger Games?
Calder: *gasps dramatically* YOU NO KNOW HUNGER GAMES?!
Author: Oh shist! I forgot you went through this whole Captain America type thing and wouldn't know what that is!
Calder: *crys while petting Nico's head* You poor poor child
Nico: I'm older than you.
Calder: Shhhhh, after the show I'll educate you properly
Author:Just say if you ship it or not so we can move on.
Nico: I can't ship something if I've never seen it, so no ship
Author: *claps* Great! Moving on, Calder this one is for you!
Calder: Aye aye Captain!
Author: I present to you *drum roll* BELLE AND RUMPLESTILTSKIN!
Calder: Ewww GROSS! They aren't even a part of the same movie/fandom *hits author with newspaper* BAD AUTHOR!
Author: I meant from OUAT you Disney obsessed brat!
Calder:oh..........
Calder: I SHIP IT NOW!
Nico: Is that literally all it took?
Calder: Well duh..I like this ship better than Valdangelo as a BROTP and an OTP
Author: EXCUSE YOU?! HOW DARE YOU! YOU UNCULTURED SWINE! I THOUGHT I MADE YOUR CHARACTER BETTER THAN THIS! I SHOULD DELETE YOU JUST FOR THAT COMMENT
Nico: What is Valdangelo?
Calder: You don't want to know, do you know how to stop her rampage?
Nico: Yeah, hold on just a second *whistles loudly*
Nico: HEY AUTHOR! I HAVE A SHIP FOR YOU TO JUDGE! THE SHIP I GIVE TO YOU IS FITZSIMMONS!
Author: *turns slowly with a strange look* did you just say...Fitz...Simmons?
Author: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Everyone: *dives for cover*
Author: AHHHHHH!!!FITZSIMMONSILOVEYOUSOMUCH!!!!EEEEEEHHHHH!!!ISHIPITSOHAAARRRDDDDDDDD!!!AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTPOTP!!!!!!
Calder: *covers ears* I thought you were getting her to stop!
Nico: At least she stopped screaming at you!
Calder: Lets get out of here!
Nico:Good idea!
Everyone: *runs away*
Author: FITZSIMMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
