A Very Christmas Opinion On Ships.
*disclaimer: I do not hate on other peoples ships unless I'm doing it jokingly. This is just for fun so no hate please.*
Author: Hello! Welcome to, say it with me now!
Everyone: Authors Opinions on Ships!
Author: Thank you! Now let me explain how this going to work, me and a random OC along with a non original character will give our opinions on ships that we give each other to judge. I'll change out the co-stars every so often, okay?
Everyone: Okay!
Author: Lets get started then! Now welcome to the stage, Jadyn and Percy!
Everyone: *claps*
Percy: *bows* Thank you, thank you. It's great to be here
Jadyn: I like your style Percy *bows* Thanks for having us Nichelle
Author: Okay Jadyn, Percy, the first ship will go to you Percy.
Percy: Okay Author! Hit me with the first ship even though I'm a son of Poseidon and it's highly unlikely that I-
Author: The first ship reaction is *drum roll* Merlin and Gwen!
Crowd: *Half cheering/half booing
Percy: I can't say that I've watched much of the show much Annabeth says it's good and that Merlin was a little like me when it came to inpulsivness.
Jadyn: Dude what does that have to do with anything?!
Percy: Well I'm everybody's type except Nico apparently so I'm gonna have to say I ship it
Author: Are you ever gonna get over the fact that you aren't everybody's type?
Percy: I am everybody's type! Nico is just in denial!
Author: moooovvivng on~ JADYN'S TURN! Your ship it........Brason!
Jadyn: I still can't believe people get shipped with bricks in this fandom *le laughs*
Author: I still can't believe I killed you off without a proper introduction :/
Jadyn: THAT'S A LOW BLOW AUTHOR
Author: JUST ANSWER THE DAM QUESTION! hahaha dam, I want dam dam snacks lol
Jadyn: Fine! I ship it okay! It's kind of hard not to with how hard that brick smashed it's lips onto Jason's!
Percy: Uhhh, man? Bricks don't have lips
Jadyn: LALALALALA!!! DON'T DISS MY SHIP JACKSON!
Author: There will be no ship bashing here on this show!
Jadyn: This isn't even a show! You're writing this in the backseat of a car on your way to Ohio!
Percy: COME BACK TO TEXAS!!
Author: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!!! *WARRIOR CRY*
*Author and Jadyn running around stage*
Percy: Next time on Opinions on ships read as the Author and two new guests react to two new ships *walks off stage singing Ohio(Come Back To Texas)
