Bad at love(h.s)

Chapter three: Oh no Liam

So at this club many things were happening. From Zayn standing there and just taking shots. Louis talking to everybody as usual. Niall laughing at women who are talking to him. Liam was just doing all of the above.
I wasn't doing much since I'm not much a party person. Overall the party was going pretty well until this strange woman came into the club in a very short black dress. She looked a bit older but not in a bad way. She kinda reminded me of my mum, but then again my mum is very beautiful.
                  When this woman walked in she made a statement. She came in like she was the life the of the party and she was. The second she walked in she saw Liam and gave him a lap dance. And Liam who was so drunk out of his mind probably doesn't even know what was happening. All of us saw every moment of it and honestly is was very entertaining. She was on Liam for a good 10 minutes and all of a sudden she puts her tongue in his mouth. It was like a forcing a child to eat vegetables even though they don't want to.
                 Then after that make out session she finally gets off of him whispers in his ear and says, "the name is Georgia Rose in case you wanted to know" then like that she ran out the club with her six inch high heels and ran out into the distance.
           "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT" Niall randomly screamed out. I don't know either Niall, and I'm sure Liam didn't know either. This is the first time ever where I've seen Liam actually shocked. We didn't know how to handle him so Louis and Zayn just decided to take him to the restroom so he could just take a moment to get himself together.

           So me and Niall are having a little dialogue talking about  random things such as food, and being single until these girls give us these glances from far away. They were either looking at us or the really buff guys standing next to us. Hopefully they were looking at us because they looked very beautiful. One of the girls had bleach blonde hair with these piercing blue eyes, eyes that looked like the literal ocean. I felt like I was at the beach just looking at her. The other girl was just as beautiful, she had amazing green eyes and gorgeous brown hair. They basically looked like the female versions of us but I mean I don't have a problem with that.

        Niall finally spoke up and said, "Should we just go for it?" . "Sure it was worth a shot"I said with absolutely no confidence. We walked over there like losers and we introduced ourselves and oddly enough they didn't know who we were. Thank God. I like girls who don't know who I am because if they do then they know everything about me, and I prefer girls who don't know me ;). They seem like nice girls from what it looks like. The blonde girls name was Ally and the brunette girls name was Samantha but she goes by Sam. The brunette girl really seems into my boy Niall all she did was talk about how amazing his eyes were. She even asked him for a dance, I feel like such a proud dad even though Niall is older than me.
                Ally and I didn't really get along at first because she was a bit more quieter than Sam. Luckily she likes the fact that I tell loads of cheesy jokes about tractors or knock knock jokes. We were having quite amazing dialogue until all of a sudden we heard a beer bottle being thrown across the room. Damn it Liam what did you do now.
"YOU GUYS ARE SO STUPID I AM TOTALLY OVER DANIELLE GET OFF ME LOUIS" crap Liam is in denial about this whole Danielle situation and he is taking this whole thing out on Louis. Poor Louis. Now Liam is getting physical with this I better get over there before Liam starts saying that he wants to leave the band. We can't have the media putting this in the tabloids.
"Hey ally here is my number hopefully I'll see you again"I say as I rush towards the mess that is happening on the other side of bar. "Yeah definitely" then she winks. She freaking winked at me. Do you understand the last time that I had gotten winked from. Never. Because it has never happened to me. I was blushing so hard my face turned into a tomato. I was all giggly inside I felt like a little kid who had his first kiss. Ahhh what a night that sadly has to end now.
"Alright Liam lets take you home". I say being a concerned parent for once.