Bad at love(h.s)

Chapter 14: damnit simon

   *6'o clock in the morning*
     Ugh. I forgot it's the Simon meeting today. I don't hate the man. I don't hate anyone actually it's just these meetings are just a waste of time.
     I didn't even try to look good today because I'm too lazy. We all looked pretty annoyed just because no one liked these meetings. But we had to do what we had to do.
     We arrive at the place and we go into the elevator and push the 13th button since that was the floor that Simon was on.
    "Louis you got your speech prepared." Zayn asked
     "All prepared and ready Z." He responded.
   We walk into his office and I can already feel the fake attitude coming.
"Hello my super Stars." Simon yelled.
"Hi." we all said very dull like.
  "Why all the long faces?"
"It's too damn early for all this can you just get to the point so we can all go home". Damn Niall was mad.
"Are you hungry or something my dude?" Liam asked.
"..........maybe".
       "Alright let's move on to the music part, what do you guys wanna do to spice up your fan base because right now they are quite bored."
    "Well maybe we can release a couple of singles since we've been working really hard on this latest album." Liam explained.
   "Yeah that's nice but that's not gonna take you guys to the next level."  
  "Well what do you think is gonna take us to this "level"that you're talking about". Niall questioned.
"Well your amazing team has come up with the greatest idea that no boyband this decade has ever done".
"Which is?"
"We are gonna put you guys in a movie." He then drops the mic as if he's said something spectacular.
"Um a movie?" I asked.
"Yeah did you not hear what I just said?"
"Um have you seen iCarly, our acting was horrible." Louis stated. I mean he wasn't wrong. Our fans thought we did great but I think that they were just trying to be nice.
"No, I meant more like a documentary film where you guys talk about what your lives were before you became famous."
"But we've only been famous for about 3 years don't you think that it's a little early for us to have a documentary?" I asked.
"No not really plus it's a good way to promote your third album, which by the way you guys need to release a new single like right now." Simon said.
"Alright well we have some songs that we want you to listen to so". Simon then interrupted Liam from talking. I'm starting to notice that he does that all time with us. Especially with Liam .
"You guys can just email them to me tonight and I'll give you my opinion on them later, because I'm far to busy." He was literally just sitting there stuffing French fries in his face.
"Well let's go and talk about this at Louis' house." Zayn said.
We all walked out the door and I'm the last one to leave until I pause because I hear a voice.
"No wait harry I want to talk to you for a second."
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing I just would like to discuss something with you." Shit I didn't know what was going to come out of his house.
"So we have a girl that we know that would love to be your new girlfriend." He then pulls out a picture of Taylor Swift and yells "Taylor you can come out now!" She legit, and I'm not kidding just came out the closet.
"Oh Simon I'm already in a relationship right now, besides I've told you a billion times before, I'm not interested in Taylor like that."
"Harry, I'm pretty sure this girl that your with is cute, but let's be real she won't get you anywhere in life." Taylor just randomly said.
"Um Taylor stay in your lane, and you don't know this girl so you can't have an opinion on her."
"Harry she's right, Taylor could really be a great jumpstart to your solo career." Simon stated.
"SIMON how many times do I have to tell you I'm not going solo! I love these guys so much I couldn't handle the fame without them, you can try and give me that quitting contract all you can I'm never going to sign it." I couldn't stand whenever Simon tried to pull out the solo card. He has been making me try and go solo since 2011.
"Hmmmm fine whatever you say." He then rolls his eyes.
"Well how about you just "date"her". Simon asked.
"What does that mean?" I asked.
"Meaning you can just go out in public with her and stand next to her in places where the paparazzi are so they can take pictures of you guys together." Simon explained.
"You don't have to kiss, have sex, hell you don't even have to hold hands but maybe once."
"So like a fake relationship?" Taylor asked.
"Exactly Are you in or not harry ?"
"No, I'm pretty sure that Ally wouldn't be okay with this and I'm pretty sure that my band mates would not want me to do this." I blatantly stated.
"Your girlfriends name is Ally? Ugh figures." Taylor rudely replied.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
"That's such like a basic name for a basic girl".
"Your name is Taylor I know you aren't talking about my girlfriend being basic." I spoke to her. She then looked really mad. I guess I offended her.
"Okay Harry how about a deal that I know you won't turn down."
"Can I please just leave." Taylor yelled.
"You either do this deal with Taylor or ...... I kick you out of the band forever."
Um Simon what the hell.

*WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT GUYS ,also I just wanna say that I love you all so much xoxo