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VIOLA ANONYMOUS
hi beautiful
[5:50pm]i've had a thought
[5:52pm]what, no hi beautiful back?
[2:52pm]you're a loser
[5:52pm]and here i was thinking you were warming up to me
[5:52pm]whatever
[5:52pm]anyways
[5:52pm]clearly you're not gonna tell me your name, so you've given me no choice but to make one up
[5:53pm]i shall call you
[5:53pm]drum roll please
[5:53pm]god the suspense is killing me
[5:54pm]LENNY
[5:55pm]really? lenny? that's the best you could come up with?
[5:55pm]now who's being rude?
[5:56pm]proceed
[5:56pm]what about han?
[5:56pm]solo
[5:56pm]lucky?
[5:56pm]i'm not a dog
[5:56pm]could've fooled me
[5:59pm]well i'm not at a loss, everyone loves dogs
[6:00pm]jerry?
[6:00pm]will you be the tom to my jerry?
[6:01pm]that was gross
[6:02pm]don't do that again
[6:02pm]you bruise my ego viola
[6:03pm]well
[6:03pm]a man can try
[6:03pm]AH HAH
[6:04pm]so you are a male!
[6:04pm]detective viola, at your service
[6:05pm]oh wow, how'd you figure that one out?
[6:06pm]i'm sensing some sarcasm
[6:07pm]OH I GOT IT
[6:07pm]don't let me down
[6:07pm]MARGERET
[6:08pm]maybe you should keep trying
[6:10pm]
YOU ARE READING
Hi, Beautiful ✓
Short Story𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥. You either start as strangers, stay as strangers or leave as strangers. [i first wrote this when i was 15 and edited it at 18 to be mildly less cringey. cut me some slack. enjoy the ride] © 2018 by jules.