Akatsuki crack!

Moist

    "Please stop Karma", the Uchiha said for the third time.
He wasn't really that annoyed by that word but, he was busy reading. She also had barged into his room and jumped onto his bed next to him,  whispering in his ear. "Moissstttt" she said again with an insane smile. She was really having fun with this.

    Karma had just recently discovered that people didn't like that word, and this amused her to no end!

Itachi stayed quiet as she kept whispering in his ear, knowing that she'd stop if he didn't give her the reaction she wanted.
After saying it a few more times, she slumped off of his bed and onto the floor. " You're no fun weasel-san!!!", she said and pouted, walking out of the room and dramatically slamming the door.
Itachi gave a sigh of relief as she left, "That girl...", he said smirking to himself.

   Meanwhile in the living room, Karma spotted some fresh meat. She got on all fours and crouched as low as she could on the ground, and crawled as quietly as she could. Once she was behind the couch, she popped her head over to check if her prey was still there. He was, and she didn't think he had seen her.

She leaned over the back of the couch, near her victim's ear and whispered,  "Moisssstttt" Upon hearing this, her victim visibly cringed. "Karma, would you stop with that horrible word?!!!", the ginger said miserably. That word made him want to hide from her under a rock at the bottom of the ocean far, far away forever. That nasty, nasty word.

She brushed his hair gently and said with a sweet smile, "Oh, my sweet, dear leader." He gave her a "what the fuck?" face. "I'm sorry, but I'm having to much fun, therefore I cannot stop." She laughed evily, and ran into the kitchen that was across the room. "That child needs some serious help." Pain said while shaking his head, and went back to his office, where he locked the door. He needed to recover.

Five more victims awaited their demise in the kitchen.

Mama-Konan was doing the dishes, Kisame and Sasori were playing checkers, and Hidan and Kakuzu were betting on who would win.

Karma walked up behind Konan, and spotted the running water with evil thoughts in her head. "Konan?", she asked sweetly." Upon hearing her, Konan's face brightened. "Yes Karma?" She asked, so naive.... "I was wondering if you were... Uncomfortable..." Konan grimaced. "Apart from the fact that I am doing dishes for a bunch of lazy pigs, even though I haven't even eaten anything yet," She glared at the men at the table and Hidan smirked. "I'm fine, why?" Konan had no idea what she had done.... She had set herself up.

A wicked grin spread onto Karma's face as she said, "Well, I thought that you would be bothered because your hands are...Moisssstttt...."

Konan, along with everyone else in the room, cringed. Hidan even choked on his food and Kisame took a sip of coffee at the wrong time, and he spit it all over Deidara, who had just sat down at the table. "What the hell un!!! I'm burning yeah!!!" He yelled, as he was soaked and burning. Konan had luckily just finished the dishes before Karma said........The word....So she hurried out of the kitchen, and hid under her bed, in her locked room, for the rest of the week.

"Oh no Senpai!!!", you said sarcastically. " Don't you dare Karma!", said Sasori, knowing what you were going to do, because he had recovered from the last verbal assault quicker than the rest.

She smiled very sweetly. "What Danna? I was just going to tell Senpai that he's looking a bit..." "DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!!", Hidan shouted, but to no avail.

"MOOOOIIIIISSSSSTTTTTTT"