Akatsuki crack!

Konan is a Hobo

(Lmao, I'm sorry I didn't crop the picture deidaraskatsu ) If the picture doesn't load, just google 'Realistic Deidara fanart' and it will be one of the first ones you see.

*SUGGESTIVE THEMES AHEAD YOU FUCKS, SO IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THAN DON'T FUCKING READ!*

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The day had started like any other. Well, technically it's nighttime in this story, but you don't need to know that.

There were loud bangs, resounding throughout the base. Echoing down the halls and into everyone's rooms. Only, this noise was not that of Deidara's bombs. It was accompanied by loud moooaaannnsssssss.

Most of the members had gathered in the living room and kitchen, the rooms farthest away from the noise's source.
Karma was hiding in Itachi's cloak to protect her 'virgin ears', as she put it. She wouldn't have stopped bugging him if he didn't let her curl up on him anyway.
Itachi was reading, well trying too anyway, Sasori was sitting in the recliner with his hands folded and a grim expression on his face. He was ready to kill those two. Kakuzu had literally left the base, not saying a word to anyone, Hidan was nowhere to be seen, ( he was playing with his noodle ) Kisame was trying to set up the X-Box so Karma and Tobi could play Just Dance, and hopefully drown out the..... Mooooannnsssss, Deidara was curled into the fetal position while squishing a pillow on both of his ears, and Zetsu is too co to be seen hanging out with these weebs, so he went somewhere else.
Pain and Konan were doing the deed. Very loudly, by the way.

After another moan sounded, and Karma squeezed Itachi even tighter. So much sin. "WE NEED TO HELP KONAN-SAN! SHE SOUNDS HURT!" Tobi yelled, very innocently. Obito knew what was going on and chuckled to himself.
"Nononononononononono Tobi! They might hurt you!" Karma said, jumping off of the sexy weasel's lap, and grabbed Tobi's arm, in a majestic leap. "Danceeee...."

After hearing the Just Dance theme, Karma and Tobi's heads turned 360° and they ran in front of the T.V. "YAAASSSSS my dudesssss!" Karma yelled, trying her best to drown out the damn noises. Konan kind of did sound like she was getting hurt. Oh well, it's what she gets for being a hobo. (Instead of calling someone a how or whore at school, we call them hoboes in case we get caught XD )
Tobi picked a song, and Karma didn't even need to look at the screen to know the dance moves. (You guys can choose the song, but I do know all the dance moves to Get Lucky. I fucking love Draft Punk.)
Karma fucking loved this song. It was one of those songs that you want played at your funeral, the kind of song that you can spiritually relate with.

Karma was kicking Tobi's ass at this game, she is the a beast when it comes to dancing. Karma has beaten every member. It doesn't matter the song, she'll still beat them.
The song had ended, and Tobi sulked, having received only 2 stars, while Karma received an absolutely perfect score. "Anybody care to challenge me?" She smirked and looked at everyone in the room.
Sasori glared at her. He was particularly upset when he had lost to her, and had vowed to seek revenge.
Itachi glanced up from his book. "Someday Karma, I will beat you, but today is not the day." ('He must lack hatred', thought a cheeky author)
Kisame huffed and walked out of the room, very embarrassed, and Deidara also refused to make eye contact with her.
She smiled very cheekily at everyone in the silent room.

Wait.

Karma realized something.

The banging and moans had stopped.

She jumped up and down with glee,
for the world could know peace once more!
"Guys, I think they're done!" She cheered. "Finally! I can go the fuck to bed!" Deidara said happily with a smile.He hopped from the couch grabbed his pillow, and went upstairs. Sasori cracked a small grin and rose from the chair. He was still pissed at Pain and Konan.
Their room is next to his, so while they were doing the dirty, they had knocked all of his parts off his desk and off the walls, breaking many of them when they got acquainted with the floor.

He could've sworn Pain was trying to push Konan through the damn wall.
"Goodnight, brat." He said ruffling her hair, then angrily stomping up the stairs.
Karma then jumped onto Itachi's lap, something he has told her not to do, and she snuggled onto him. When he wasn't paying her any mind, she grabbed the book he was reading out of his hands, and threw it behind her.
Itachi sighed, closing his eyes. "What do you want now?" He said monotonously.

She grinned and pecked his cheek, to which Itachi opened his eyes and looked at her. "I want you to carry me upstairsssss" She pouted. "I don't think you should go to bed just yet, Karma." He said and smirked at her.

Karma looked at him quizzically, and Itachi chuckled. "Do you really think that they are just going to have one round?" (If it were Itachi, I would definitely need more! XD )

Karma blushed and looked away.
Just as she was about to comment on Itachi's odd statement, the banging resumed, and she buried her face into Itachi's side. His arm wrapped around her protectively, as they faced the second wave.

"OH COME ON!!!" Deidara yelled from his room. This was going to be a long night...