Akatsuki crack!

Snowball fight!

Karma woke up really late today.

It was 3:00 pm. when she finally decided to get her lazy butt up. She was up all night reading....You know whats, and she was dead tired.

Thankfully, nobody had come to wake her up. They would have hell to pay if they woke her up...

~Time skip~
Brought to you by, coffee.

After Karma had finished fixing her horrendous hair, she stomped her way into the kitchen. There BETTER be coffee, or she's gonna beat somebody's ass. She planned to go outside today, seeing as it snowed, and play with her bff, Itachi. She could definitely convince him to go out, he couldn't say no to her!

She cursed the high cabinets, as she was pretty short. She was 22 and she was as tall as a freaking ten-year old!
She jumped onto the counter, and grabbed a coffee mug, and set it down on the counter. She then looked down at the long drop. Oh shit.

It looked like ten feet to her, she hoped she survived the drop. If not, somebody's going to have to clean up her blood.

She slid one leg and one arm over the side of the counter and held on for dear life with the other two limbs. She slid very slowly down, very carefully, until the tip of her right foot touched the floor. She fell.

She got up and dusted herself off. She reached for the coffee pot and poured the rest of it in her cup. She then took the sugar bowl, and dumped half of it in her coffee.
Like me, Karma likes a little bit of coffee with her sugar. ; )

She put some milk in and stirred. A cup of heaven was born. She sipped it greedily, savoring the warmth it left in her, and slowly waking her up.
She was broken out of her trance by four men stomping into the base, and tracking snow everywhere.
She glared at the culprits, still sipping her cup of heaven, as she sat down in the living room.

Tobi, Deidara, Kisame, and Hidan were all bundled up, and covered in snow.
She glared at them even more, and Tobi noticed and spoke up. "What's wrong, Karma-chan?!! Tobi is a good boy, he didn't do anything!!!" He said as he ran over beside her. Karma turned away, she was not about to talk to these assholes.

Especially this early in the morning. Well, not really....

Hidan took notice of her turning away, she never ignored Tobi. Never. "What the fuck has got your asshole on your titties?" He said, being the ass that he is. Hidan loves memes.

She growled at him and said quietly, "You guys didn't invite me to go have a snowball fight..." Tobi then jumped up and down and said, louder than necessary, "But Karma-chan, that's exactly what we came in to do!!!" "Not me", said Deidara, walking out of the bathroom, "I just came in to take a piss-un." "Why didn't you do that outside?", snickered Kisame. "I didn't want my piss to freeze yeah!!"

While Hidan was laughing his ass off and calling Deidara names, Tobi spoke again, "Nobody was man enough to wake you up!!! So we had to wait until you woke up!!!"
"Ohhh....", She said slowly.

She finished her coffee and ran into the kitchen, put her cup in the sink, ran down the hall, up the stairs, and to her room. "I'll be out in a minute!", she called, slamming her door. The rest went back outside as Tobi cheered along the way, "Yay, Karma-chan is coming!!!" "Will you shut the fuck up!!?"