Akatsuki crack!

Drunk

   Karma was currently running around the base, looking for a certain Jashinist asshole.
Why, you ask?
He had stolen her most private and prized possession, her sketchbook. Hidan has done this a few times before, it's kind of weird that he likes her artwork. This is Hidan we're talking about!
None the less, he had yet again stolen her sketchbook, and was hiding somewhere.... She just had to find him. He could only hide for so long.
She had been searching the base for almost half an hour, until she bumped into someone.
That someone happened to be her favorite weasel, and she ran and glomped him, making him take a step backwards so he wouldn't fall.
"WEASEL-SAN!!!" She ear-raped him.
"Karma, I saw Hidan with your sketchbook again, so I grabbed it from him." He said handing Karma her sketchbook. "Aaaawwww. Weasel-san, you do love me!!!!" She pecked his cheek and ran off with her sketchbook to her room, to find a better hiding place for it.
Itachi sighed and walked back to his room, his safe haven.

Meanwhile, Hidan was sulking in the kitchen all by his lonesome, grumbling about that stupid Uchiha to the table. He just wanted to mess with Karma! What's wrong with that! He hated how she was always around that stupid weasel of hers, and not paying any attention to him. That is why he would always pick on her and steal her stuff, just for her attention. He also thought she was super cute when she was angry.
"That stupid Itachi! He thinks he's so cool..." He grumbled and rambled on about how gay his long hair looked, how ugly his stress marks were, and his stupid attitude.

He got up from the table and sighed, heading for the fridge. A little food could get his mind off the stupid weasel.
He looked in the fridge and quickly skimmed his eyes over the contents.
He decided that there was nothing to his liking in there, and was about to close the fridge, until something caught his eye.
"Hell yeah! This is just what I need!" He said, reaching to the back of the fridge, grabbing the bottle.

Meanwhile, Karma was laying on Konan's bed talking about boys, while Konan listened and was doing origami. She is so skillful....
"I mean, why does he always pick one me? He always takes something from me, and holds it high in the air so I can't reach it, he'll steal my sketchbook and look at my personal drawings, he'll call me names, poke me, sit on me, and he'll even eat my food!!!" She let out an frustrated sigh. "Anyway, how's your life?"
Konan smiled sweetly, still working on her origami rose, and blushed.
"OOOOOOOOOOO!!! Tellmetellmetellmetellmetellme!!!" Karma said, jumping on Konan's bed with excitement. She lived heating about Konan and Pain, they were so cute together!!!

Konan blushed even more and spoke softly. "Well, I thought that maybe you heard us.....I couldn't help it, he had such a nice...." She said looking down, now super red with embarrassment.
"OH MAH GOSH, NO WAY!!! By the way, I sleep like a rock, so if you two were really," She winked and elbowed Konan lightly. "Getting in Ooooonnnnnn, I wouldn't hear it. I'm so happy for you!!! My little Konan, all grown up!" Karma faked tears and Konan looked at her, smirking.

"It wasn't the first time, you kno-"

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang.

A loud series of knocks was heard on Konan's  door along with a familiar voice.
"Konan! Karma! I need your help! They've gone crazy, and I'm scared!!!" Pain said.

Konan and Karma looked at each other, and  quickly kept up to the door and opening it.
Nothing could prepare them for what they saw....

Author's note: I will be publishing the second part either later tonight, or sometime tomorrow! Please comment!!!!! Also, I would love to hear suggestions for future chapters, and suggestions on my other story! Thank you so much for reading!!!