"OMGOMGOMG HE REPLIED! STOP YOUR WHIMPERING!!!" Bella yelled at the Brit who had been sobbing quite a bit.
"W-wait what?" He asked, blowing his nose in a tissue, eyes bloodshot and red.
"...dude, I didn't mean 'bro' in that way. I meant 'bro' as in like...you know; a really close friend. *he knows he has messed up* and here. *passes Artie a golden retriever puppy before kissing his cheek*". Bella awed at the puppy in the room now.
"A cl-close friend?" Arthur blushed darkly, the puppy licking his face. He giggled. "Okay, okay, I'll name you..." He checked the gender. "SHERLOCK!"
"THANK YOU ALFIEEEEE!!"