Hey, Iggy! Will you get together with a whole bunch of other countries and read smutty fan fics about yourselves? Danke, love!
"Everybody here?" England asked the large group of countries, each with a laptop. They all had a person chosen from the hat to ship with themselves, and were reading them.
Poor Kiku got a horrible nosebleed, from being shipped with France, the Frenchman honhonhoning towards China, Yao glaring at Russia, who got Germany. Germany blushed a furious red about Italy, Feli staring at Kiku in horror. Alfred looked over at England with a bright red face, the uke had fallen over, seeing how many lemons there were over him and America, trying not to squeal.
Bella pouted. "Wow, i didn't expect that from the Iggmaster." She shrugged. "WELP! There ya have it! Thank y'all!"
