(( we have been dared to prank call you. X3 )) Alfred calls Arthur, using advanced technology to make himself sound like Professor Dumbledore. "Ello? Is this Arthur Kirkland? We would like to inform you that you've been accepted into Hogwarts." He snickers quietly.
"Eh? I graduated a long time ago, you know that Dumbledore! Haha you're silly." Arthur waved his hand a bit, laughing.