You Bloody Wanker

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"Hii."Karen said as she munched on a tomato, "erm. Big Brother England? Can you explain why you clearly have an obsession with screaming out 'you bloody wanker!'?"She hugs the screen and walks off before someone took her basket for food.

Bella looked over at the Brit, quirking an eyebrow. "Yeah... Why do you have that obsession?"

"... Um... I don't know. I guess it's offensive, yet people don't understand it, so I can say it whenever I please. It's fun to say, actually." Arthur grinned innocently, and Bella hit him. Hard. "OW!"

"I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! God."

"PMS."

"Fuck you," Bella growled.

"When and where?"

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