Meme Battle

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by Souixx

by Souixx

A/N: Holy skidaddle skidoodle y'all I am so sorry. Take t h i s *throws gay™* as an apology. Hey lets make this one in Matt's POV. *cries* what a pure bean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Matt's POV-
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Lance's POV-

I wait, standing on the little raised platform on the lounge. Shiro, Pidge, Hunk, Keith and Allura all sitting down on the couches against their will. I decided to invite everyone in the castle for this beautiful meme battle. You see, I knew that when Matt challenged me to a meme battle, it was about to go d o w n. It was about to get s e r i o u s. I knew that my time has come. All the training Ive done has led up to this.

My thoughts were soon interrupted when I heard the sliding doors open. There stood Matt, who made the most fucking anime styled entrance.

"THIS ISNT AN ANIME HOLT NOW GET UP HERE AND BATTLE ME!" I yell from across the room. Everyone looked over at me and then Matt. Then I smelled...popcorn? I think to myself; Who the f u c k.

Matt walked up onto the platform, facing me directly. It was like this for a couple of seconds until he yelled out some wizardy stuff.

"SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE!" He practically yodeled that and waved his arms around like he was some magical being. I make a 360 turn and yell back "B O I!" as I boi him. He falls as he tries to catch himself, and I snicker. My boi force was too strong for him. He got back up and grabbed a cup of water that was laying on the table near the couches. He gave it to me and smiled. I'll admit, I was skeptical. I took it anyway cause he's cute and like he'd never hurt me right? I took a sip of water and then he did a cartwheel and then pointed at me.

"LOL WATERS GAY," and he dabs. " LMAO RAWR XD SKRTT SKRTT YEET YEET SANIC WATTER BOTTLE FLIP FIDGET SPINNER 360 NO SCOPE DAT BOI ON A KOI!"

I hear Pidge yell in the background "OOOH THIS BOI JUST GOT ROASTED!" as everyone starts to laugh.

I pause, realizing what I had done. I look at the cup and it was labeled "gay™". I mean, he's not wrong. I throw the now empty cup of water on the floor, no worries it was plastic, and face him directly. He looks at me confused until I whip out 2 color changing LED fidget spinners. He gasps, so does the audience, except for Allura, who has no idea what the quiznak is happening. I do them lit trickshots with the fidget spinners until I run out of ideas.

Matt realizes this then pulls out a waterbottle and sunglasses. He flips it across the room and it lands, defying the laws of gravity as he dabs and puts on the sunglasses and finger guns me.

I gasp, shocked. I wasn't about to let this kid steal my thunder. Memes were my thing. I grab his sunglasses from his face and put them on mine so I looked cooler. He looked over at me, thinking he had won the battle. Lol not yet. I walk up towards him and I grab him by the waist and pull him towards me. From the corner of my eye I can see everyone shocked and shooketh. I can easily tell that he gets flustered and I trail my hands from his shoulder up to his face as I cup his face gently. He looks up at me, as I feel his hands wrap around my hips. I lean in slowly, as he does the same, our lips only millimeters apart. Before he closes the gap I pull apart and dab.

"LMAO SIKE YEEEEEEET!" I continuously dab and I throw my fidget spinners into the air. "TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!" I screech. I see Pidge holding a sign that has the Lenny face on it, as ignore it.

Matt was just slowly dying in the corner, probably out of shame and embarrassment.

Everyone was just screeching and it was as loud as a concert.

"No but seriously do you wanna go on a date or something?"

It went quiet.

"Sure."

And to break the silence, Pidge yelled from across the room. "LANCE THAT IS MY BROTHER AND IF YOU BREAK HIS HEART I WILL NOT HESITATE TO MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP YOU HEAR ME?"

AND THAT IS HOW YOU GET A BOYFRIEND MY FRIENDS. YOU MEME BATTLE THEM AND THEN ASK THEM OUT! ITS A FOOL PROOF PLAN.

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a/n: I didn't even try I just wrote as I would normally do without trying. Also, I put some of my pure personality in there. The cringe is real with me. Also this was supposed to be a cute fluff Christmas Eve special but I mean like, come on. This is 42069% better. I AM SO SORRU FOR THE HORRID WRITING I WILL MAKE SOME FLUFF TOMORROW ITS JUST CHRISTMAS EVE ISNT THE BEST IN MY HOUSE AND I FEEL LIKE DEATH™⚰️CAUSE LIKE EVERYONE HATES ME AND WRITING (WATTPAD) IS ONLY THING KEEPING ME SANE MK BYE GUYS I LOVE YALL TYSM FOR SUPPORTING THIS ONESHOTS BOOK 💕 Yall can follow me too on Instagram @basicbitchlotor

-Cade/Kat