Tidepod Challenge

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by Souixx

by Souixx

Lance's POV:

I turn on my camera and start recording as I stand behind the counter, hoping I'm in the frame.

"Hey what's up you guys, YES! Today we will be doing the tidepod challenge! I will also be showing you guys different recipes I have made that include tidepods. The forbidden snacc. Alright so, first things first you need some tidepods."

I grab a handful of tidepods and place them on the counter in front of me.

"So obviously these are soon gonna be fucking illegal because what are we?"

Matt screamed from the living room.
"Americans!"

He wasn't wrong.

"So get some while you still can." I finished. God I hate my life.

"Alright so you see this tidepod?" I kind of wave it around in front of the camera to give the viewers a good look.

"Well how this challenge works is that you shove a damn laundry detergent down your throat and hope you don't die."

I open my mouth and put the tidepod in front of my mouth and before I bite on it I throw it at the camera.

"IF YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA PUT A DAMN TIDEPOD IN MY MOUTH, YOU STUPID. KIDS THAT IS NOT DE WÆ. SERIOUSLY. DONT EAT FUCKING LAUNDRY DETERGENTS THATS JUST DUMB. TAKE IT FROM YOUR SHARPSHOOTER PAL LOVERBOY LANCE, DONT EAT LAUNDRY DETERGENTS. AND THIS CONCLUDES MY PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN OF 2020!"

PSA: I am late to this I apologize but just wanted to write about it and kind of also somewhat? Show awareness and like hey if you're going to kill yourself don't do it by eating a fucking tidepod at least. Also did anyone catch that youtuber inTrO referenCe i mAde? AnyOne knOW WHO?