4/20

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by Souixx

by Souixx

BEFORE YOU COMMENT, I GET IT
IM LATE AF IM SORRY AHSISNSKSJS

Pidge walked into the control room, along with Hunk who greeted Allura who seemed very busy working.

"Well today's going to be something." Pidge said, before sitting down on one of the chairs.

"And why's that?" The Altean princess replied, still typing and swiping away looking at holographic images of planets every now and then. Everyone seemed to be confused for a moment.

"Isn't everyday something though?" Hunk asked, until he realized what Pidge was talking about. "Ooh you're talking about-"

Pidge already had a huge smile on her face, "Yep. Today's...that day."

"Is it a birthday?!" Allura asked, excited as she stopped working momentarily.

Pidge had started to ramble on, explaining to Allura what was happening. "Actually, it's something BETTER. It's a national holiday we celebrate on earth. Mainly teens like us do, because we have no self control and we tend to get a little oVerexCITED AND TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY LIKE A FEW PEOPLE I KNOW- not naming names though cause I ain't no snitch."

"I HEARD YOU TALKIN SHIT-" Lance and Matt didn't burst through the doors like in the movies, but they actually entered the room like normal people. Except they looked hilarious.

Lance and Matt had matching green framed sunglasses with words '4/' and the other '20'.

"DEAR GOD THE CRINGE-" Pidge already facepalmed. Matt crossed his arms in the most meme way ever, trying to look 'lit'.

"4/20B L A Z E IT!" Lance dabbed right where he was standing, high fiving Matt who was screeching lyrics to a song, "EVERYONES HIGH AS A KITE- ". It was a huge fucking mess.

"ITS SALT, AND THEN LIME THEN SHOT ARE YOU D U M B?" Matt yelled at Lance.

"NO U!" Lance responded.

"TODAY IS WEED DAY MY HOMIES!" Matt alerted everyone, while Allura was literally confused and Pidge facepalming at the cringe and Hunk laughing at his friends actions.

"Lance...is that a police?!" Matt gasped, pointing at some fragment of their imagination.

"IM CALLING THE WEED!" Lance screamed, before the two yelled the rest in unison.

"420 WATCHA SMOKIN?" They boTh laughed, trying to catch their breath after so much yelling.

Keith happened to walk in and saw the commotion and heard the words "4/20" and that was all it took to make him walk out.

"Weed? Day?" Allura asked, tilting her head kind of like a confused pupper.

"Yes it is the day of the W E E D." Matt walked up to her emphasized the word weed as Lance tagged along behind him.

"You see princess, I would invite you to go with me on a romantic outing on such a wonderful national holiday, but-"

"He's taken so back off HOMIE." Matt dabbed quickly before shooting finger guns and hugging his best boi.

"YES. That is right. Checkmate." Lance only did some more finger guns, giving Matt a quick peck on the cheek. "Sorry Allura, you had your chance to be with me, sharpshooter. Maybe should of thought about it before rejecting me a million times."

"Actually after seeing the events in the past few minutes, pass." Allura only laughed, seeing the two and eyeing Pidge and Hunk who where probably joking about the whole 4/20 day.

A/N: why do i do this to myself im kermitting. see yall i write in third person now but first person is still easy but i don't know, it's just how i write now i guess. also sorry for them being OOC i'm trying my hardest give me a b r e a k. also the reason why i didn't upload this sooner was because i just made this like 20 minutes ago a n d, i was really depressed this week so yeah. IMPORTANT: how would you guys feel if i uploaded a joavin fanfic (from riverdale, if y'all don't know what show that is y'all are living under a r o c k. because personally that ship is OG and OTP) and have it horribly written by m e and watch all the characters be OOC? you tell me. thanks to those who have stuck with me and put up with my ridiculous writing schedule 💕✅😫 remember 4:20pm