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pidgeon : so this fucking alien dude was tryin me today
keithkogane : your so aggressive when you text damn
pidgeon : and youre a fucking pansy when you text.
keithkogane : well that was just mean
pidgeon : see? pansy. grow some balls.
hunkychunky : soMEBODYS IN A BAD MOOD TODAY
pidgeon : im gonna shoot you with my new space gun that the rude alien man gave me.
hunkychunky : damn okay sorry
hunkychunky : did the rude alien man make you angry
pidgeon : i dont wanna talk about that.
loverboylance : HEY WHATS UP YOU CRAZY KIDS
loverboylance : oh it looks like i walked into this convo on the wrong time
princessallura : pidge!! thats not nice language!!!!
coran : princess has a new obsession with exclamation points
coran : she thinks it makes everything more fun and exciting
princessallura : it gives it some life!!
shit o : thats a good mindset to have
shit o : maybe pidge should try it
pidgeon : bite me, shiro.
memematt : huh, whats with the username shiro
shit o : lance told me to be more creative
shit o : its not working
loverboylance : ;;;))spice it up
loverboylance : KEITH AND CORAN NEED BETTER NAMES TOO
loverboylance : keiths can be 'emoboyXD' because that describes his cringey personality
loverboylance : and corans can be 'menstach' or something
emoboyXD : menstach hehe :3
loverboylance : WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAJAHABANAKAHWJBASOANALAGAOABAKHAAISHSJ KEITH ARE YOUHIGH YOU ACTUALLY DID IT
pidgeon : whattheactualheck is 'hehe' dont start with that shitohmygod
coran : i like mine the way it is shoo
emoboyXD : i'm embracing it, lance. so can you lEAVE ME ALONE >^<
loverboylance : DONT ADD FACES WTQ
pidgeon : IM SO CLOSE TO FINDING KEITG AND SHIVING HIM WITH HIS OWN BLADE
emoboyXD : me & my reel frens are gonna go listen to mcr and do cocaine now fuck you guys
loverboylance : ill help you stab him, pidge
hunkychunky : keith went from 'i like nougat' to 'i like cocaine' in 0.2 seconds
(a/n: if you get that
reference then ily)
emoboyXD : clique life!!! joshler 5eva ;P hehehee!! haha!! i luv twenty one pilots hEHEHE. spELL IT OUT >:(
RAWWWRRR LOLOLO!!!
emoboyXD : eewww i h8 jenna bcuze joshler is lifeee!!! & im a truu fan cause i know all the 'regional at best' songs!!!!!!!! i luv my frennnzzz ;;)))!!
(a/n x2: this is me highkey
making fun of my cringey-ass friends )
loverboylance : i think keith broke
loverboylance : mY BOY IS BROKEN
hunkychunky : CRAP GET THA DUCT TAPE
pidgeon : ffs
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frick i haven't updated this, or any of my other books, in a long ass time.
and for that i am sorry.
but sum life updates that none of yall asked for, i started at an Australian school seven weeks ago and lemme just say that the people in aussie are a lil bit nicer than the ones in New Zealand.
(i want to move back to NZ tho becuz the food is so much better)
okay until next time! :)
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Fanfictionpidgeon has added hunkychunky, keithkogane, loverboylance, princessallura, memematt, coran and shiro to ' voltron ' - here we go, lads. strap yourselfs in.
