(Y/N) is a human. She had lived her whole life as Sans and Papyrus's pet, which was even more appropriate considering that Alphys had done a few experiments on her giving her dog ears and a dog tail, as consolation for keeping her a secret.
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Okay, first of all: THERE'S SNOW! THERE'S F*CKING SNOW! (I'm sorry I'm a Californian this is new to me)
Second of all: I sincerely apologize for not updating in... a really long time. Now that I have a vacation from school, I'm hoping to possibly get some work done in between my procrastinating laziness.
And that brings us to my third point: this story is... dragging. I have no idea where to go from here. I mean I kind of do, but I deal like I kind of lost the plot at some point, and my ADHD isn't helping 😓. So I'm not sure if I will. I was maybe thinking of starting the actual "x Reader" but once they get to the surface, but I don't want to drag it out anymore than I should. But if anyone has any suggestions, I'd be more than happy to take them.
But before then, here is a small vaguely holiday themed (not really) short story (583 words) to bide you over until the next chapter comes out. If you want more random short stories (such as this) check out my other book Random Story Ideas. Enjoy.
Well. The Underground wasn't all that bad, you had to admit. The residents were nice, the dog guards very soft (although a bit smelly if they'd been rolling in the snow), the one that smoked dog treats had even become a good friend of yours, and the skelebros were very kind- they'd even let you stay with them! Although you could swear the shorter one sometimes glared daggers at you. You sometimes had trouble getting up the stairs, and had to get used to not having a bathroom in which to bathe, but you managed.
One day, you were walking along the pathway to the Ruins, going to visit Toriel. You were wearing a nice warm fur coat Alphys had found for you and using a light branch you had found as a sort of hiking stick. You were skipping along, swinging the basket of baked goods you had tried to make as a gift for Toriel back and forth when you accidentally tripped and fell flat on your face.
"HEY!" A high-pitched voice from somewhere under your feet yelled, "WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING YA LITTLE-" the voice suddenly cut off.
"Oh, I-I'm sorry about that," you replied, flustered and slightly winded from the fall.
"Say, you're that human kid that fell down here a while ago, ain'tcha?" You nodded yes, and felt something thick start to wrap around your ankles. Suddenly, you were yanked upside down and suspended from what you assumed to be a vine of some sort. You swung your stick around blindly, hoping to hit your attacker.
"Well well well, this is just my lucky day, isn't it!?" The voice cackled, and you did the only thing you could think of at the moment:
"RAAAAAAPE!!!!!" You screamed at the top of your lungs. Within seconds, you heard the trademark sound of Sans teleporting nearby. You were immediately dropped, and heard the culprit sinking underground.
"KID WHATS GOIN ON WHATS THE MATTER IT WAS THE FLOWER WASNT IT WHEN I FIND HIM IM GONNA-"
"Sans, I'm fine! I couldn't think of anything else to say is all! I'm sorry! He didn't try to do anything like that! Although I do think he was gonna kill me." You gave Sans a few seconds to process the information, and then received a swift bonk on the head.
"ok. it's fine. just don't tell something like that again unless it actually happens, ok? haven't I told you the story of the wolf who cried human?"
"I'm sorry, Sans. And I won't do it again. Next time I'll just scream 'help', ok?"
"ok. wait where did you learn that word?"
"Umm..."
"welp, it's decided. you're going to have to suffer through more of my cornea puns for he rest of the day as punishment."
"Sans..."
"don't worry, eye see your complaints. i'll make sure to put out some traffic cones to stop the stampeding mob of angry pun-haters."
"...that last one was really far fetched."
"...yeah, you're right."
And so Sans helped you up and helped you find your basket and walking stick, and decided to accompany you to see the very angry goat mom.
Unfortunately, you never got Sans to stop making puns about your blindness.
Yay twists! ~583 words~ Remember, reality is an illusion the universe is a lie buy gold BYE PERSONS! ~Time Shadow
