Captain Underpants Various X Reader

Part 10: New Science teacher aka Poopypants and Hallelujah

What to know Captain underpants as Mr. Krupp will be called Mr. Underpants. Remember that now.

No ones pov

George Harold and (Y/N) got to his office.

Harold said, "We made it.

Captain Underpants said, "Well Hello, fellow human person, what brings you here?"

It was no other than Poopypants himself (Y/N) tried not to laugh, he said, "Greetings, I was admirering this hole window that's in the shape of a man."

Captain Underpants said, "Oh okay, I'm a fellow human disguised as an elementary school principal, and who are you?"

Professor P said, "Call me Professor P!"

Mr. Underpants: Okay, Professor P."

Then he turns to George, Harold and (Y/N).

He said, "Guys, I totally got this!"

Professor P said, "Yeah totally he got it."

He reached into hi bag and threw some TNT, chemical and something exploded and he said,"Nope, No, not there, Ah, here it is."

Mr. Underpants said, "It says here you're a science teacher?"

Professor P said, "Not exactly!"

Mr. Underpants said, "But you have teaching experience?"

Professor P said, "I can't say that I do?"

Mr. Underpants said, "Not even like... babysitting?"

Professor P said, "I would never sit on a baby."

Mr. Underpants said, "I'm getting a really good vibe about you!"

George said, "Let me see the resume, It says here, you're a genius inventor."

Professor P said, "MAD... genius inventor, but yes!"

Harold said, "It also says you've been in a dark place for the last several years, and your title was... revenge seeker?!"

Professor P said, "Yeah Revenge at all costs. DIE! DIE!"

Harold said, "Am I reading this right?"

Professor P said, "Well, that's basically what I've been up to! But that's why I'm here, applying for a job in the thriving public school system, with all of it's amazing resources. But honestly, kids are so innocent and understanding, their smiles bring me a joy-adjacent feeling, which brightens my heart. Just so long as they don't laugh and stay under control. Children must... never LAUGH!"

Captain Underpants said, "Well, you seem terrific, you're hired!"

He stamps an approved on the resume.

George, Harold and (Y/N) said, "WHAT?"

Professor P said, "Oh, by the way, I'll need Fridays off... as well as every other Tuesday through Thursday, for my evil experiments! Hope that's not a problem! Well, bye-bye."