Captain Underpants Various X Reader

Part 13: Poopypants and Melvin and The secret of (Y/N)

No ones pov

The scene then cuts to an ice cream truck, with Professor P and Melvin inside, discussing their evil plan.

Professor P said, "I just wanna make sure you apply for extra cedit next semester!"

Melvin said, "I won't need it this semester, of course!"

Professor P said, "Oh, yeah, Sure, yeah, What ever floats in your boast, Melvin."

A girl was walking up to the ice cream truck with a dollar bill.

She said, "Excuse me, Can I get an ice cream sandwich?"

Professor P sticks his head out the window.

He said, "We're closed for Ebola!"

He moves his head back inside the truck, while the girl sadly walks away.

Professor P said, "Alright, just a quick check to make sure we're connected."

Melvin said, "Okay as long as it's safe."

So Professor Poopypants turns on a tv and shows some funny bloopers. He see's one where a safe drops on a guy, and starts laughing.

Melvin said, "I'm sorry, why are you showing me this?"

Professor P said, "Come on! That kid walked into a rake!"

Melvin said, "I'm bored! What else is on?"

Professor P said, "Fascinating! Computer, scan Melvin."

The computer scans Melvin and shows the results on the screen.

Professor P said, "You know, Melvin, I suspected something smaller than normal, but this..."

Melvin said, "What? What is it?"

Professor P said, "I can't find it, your Hahaguffawchuckleamalus! You don't have one!"

Melvin said, "I don't get it."

Professor P said, "Exactly, Melvin. With your brain and my brain combined, we can wipe out laughter, once and for all!"

He continues reading the copy of Captain Underpants And The Perilous Plot Of Professor Poopypants, grinning evily.

Professor P said, "So George, Harold and (Y/N) want a supervillain. Ask... and ye shall receive!"

Melvin said, "Wait can we please spare (Y/N), I know she also has one but actually she pays attention, likes to learn and she's my friend."

Poopypants got confuse about (Y/N) again and said, "I knew I heard that name before."

He pulled out his wallet and there was a picture of Him and (Y/N)'s mom, brother and (Y/N) and he knew he met her somewhere.

Poopypants said, "My baby girl is finally with her dad again and I knew that the gift I sent her will bring her back to me."

Melvin said, "Wait is (Y/N) your daughter?"

Professor p said, "Yes, she is, I can't believe her mother hasn't told her about me and her brother, and I can't believe I left them with her."

He even realized something.

He said, "Wasn't she suppose to be a 15 1/2 years old teenager, must really work on the age when I sent a gift."

He started to have a flashback.

Poopypants flashback

At school everyone laughed at Poopypants and he was about to cry until a beautiful girl sat next to him and he blushed.

Little p said, "Hi, why are uh sitting with me? Aren't you hung to laugh at me too?"

She said, "It might be a little funny but you don't deserve it so I was wondering if you like to be my friend."

He said, "Sure, you probably know my name."

She said, "Yep, my name's (M/N) (M/L/N)."

After meeting they became the best of best friends and after so many years they got married and had (B/N) and after a few years the had (Y/N) and after the Awards committee.

He came home crazily angry and said, "Darling I have an idea for another invention."

She said, "And what will that be."

Poopypants said, "A machine to get rid if laughter and we can use the kids for experiments."

(M/N) said, "No, you are not using our kids and don't make that invention."

Poopypants said, "I CAN DO WHAT I WANT AND I WILL HAVE MAKE YOU AND THE KIDS DO THIS TOO!"

(M/N) said, "What happened to you?"

Poopypants said, "NOTHING EXCEPT FOR LAUGHTER AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT THEN DO WHAT EVER YOU WANT I DON'T CARE!"

(M/N) had tears in her eyes and said, "T-then I w-want to d-divorce f-from you then!"

Poopypants was shocked and after a few days they divorce and (M/N) took (B/N) and (Y/N) with her and never want to see him again.

And after a few years Poopypants went to see them again and see he can have a second chance and when he looked through the window and saw them with another man and they were all so happy.

He wished it was him with his family again. He left with sadness.

Flashback ends

Poopypants pov

When I attack I'll spate my daughter and do my best to raise her I wonder if her brother and mother will notice that she's gone.