Captain Underpants Various X Reader

Part 11: The Perilous plot of professor Poopypants

Professor P's pov

I leave my classroom for lunch, and comes across a pair of girls, seemingly trying to hold in their sneezes or may be choking.

I said, "Hey there, kiddo, can you tell me where the lunchroom is?"

They turn around, the girls just start laughing.

I said, "Oh I see, got the case of the giggles, huh, That's fun, but I have just the remedy for that!"

I opened up my briefcase, with a large cage coming out.

I said, "In the cage, NOW!"

Laughing girl with blonde hair said, "What?! WHY?"

I said, "Because I hate children and laughter. And I have a cage in my briefcase! Now in you GO!"

The laughing girls were in my cage.

The curly haired girl said, "It would be better if that (Y/N) girl would be in here, thinking she's better than us."

I thought to myself (Y/N) huh? Now where have I heard that name before.

I said, "Now what's for lunch to..."

I opened the door to the cafeteria, and notices more and more students laughing. The students turn around, and laugh even more.

Melvin said, "Excuse me can you explain why this is so funny?"

I pointed at him and said, "You! Why is everybody laughing?"

Melvin said, "Uh, you're asking the wrong dude!"

He hands me a copy a comic book and I was mortified, seeing all of the students around laughing.

Professor P said, "Captain Underpants And The Perilous Plot Of... Professor... Poopypants?"

The students continue laughing.

Oh no! I'm hyperventilating!

I revisits a memory of me at a convention for the Nobel Prize in inventions Behold, esteemed mombers of the Nobel Prize Committee.

I said, "I present to you the... Sizerator 2000."

Some of the audience oohs and ahhs.

I said, "I will demonstrate, this machine can shrink."

I pulled the trigger, which makes a care shrink to the size of a micro-machine.

I said, "Traffic jams will be a thing of the past, Conversely, it can also enlarge."

I demonstrates the large ray on a hot dog with mustard, which grows until it crashes into the ceiling, with some of the mustard dripping.

I said, "This will also help solve starvation."

Committee Judge said, "The Nobel Prize for Inventing Stuff goes to..."

She looks at the card, not really believing what was written on it, and she looks at Professor P.

She said, "Professor, is that really your name, Is this... supposed to be... a joke?"