•~mini imagine~•
"ITS MINE ASSHOLE!"
"NO MINE!"
I huffed at seeing my older brother Gerard who is fighting over a tube of eyeliner with my best friend Pete. They acted like two children over a cookie, which made its more entertaining because thinking of a tiny a Gerard and Pete fighting over a cookie. Gold.
Since this is a good opportunity I whip out my phone. I looked back at the boys and smirked. This is going to be GREAT! I sit there silently giggling as they fought over the eyeliner.
You: Patrica!
Patrick: I told you don't call me that!
You: but I want to
Patrick: sigh.... what do you need babe?
You: LOOK ITS GOLD!
[ The video ]
Patrick: they are fucking children
You: excuse me sir this is a Christian server
Patrick: oh shut up
You: what are you on your period or something
Patrick: No trying to jack off, leave me alone!
You: oh okay then you do you honey... wait...WHAT ABOUT ME AND MY PUSSY?!?
Patrick: babe wtf
You: IS YOUR HAND BETTER THEN ME, HUH??
Patrick: okay I'm done with you. I love you but why
{Patrick left the chat}
Me, Gerard, and Pete giggled about his reaction. Horny mother fucker
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Patrick stump imagines •COMPLETED•
Romance- warning!! Cringey UwU - •Smuts •one shots •mini fanfics •fluffs •Sad stories/oneshots
