Why am I making this, pleasing my sisters Fucking needs. Okay, here you go Morgan_scireand her friend Emily. Also I'm listening to a bop
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😎😎😎😎😎 k lets start pals
Patrick pov••
Why am I here again? The last one was horrible, first was okay, I'm not excited for this one.
"WE'RE ON A BABY HUNT AND WE KNOW HOW TO WEEEEEEE THEM OUT!"
Emily and Brendon, Pete, Tyler, and Morgan yelled. "Death is close." Frank whispered into Emily's shoulder. Emily chuckled and smirked. "ONE MORE TIME!" She yelled. "WHY MUST YOU BETRAY ME?!?" Frank screeched.
Josh clutched the wheel and bit the corner of his lip, craving death.
"I'M A GOO-"
"SHUT UP!" Joe, Andy, Y/N and I shouted. We had enough of Tyler, Petes and Brendons shit but we invite them anyways. "I love you Jesus." I heard Mikey whisper, praying for his dear life.
Tyler started clapping his hands and wiggling around, he then started to clap in Emily's face. Joy. "Tyler, I will shove your hands in your mouth so far it will come out of your ass." She threatened. "You need help." Morgan laughed.
"Aaaaaaaand we're here!" Josh sighed. "DEAR LORD BABY GEESUS IT SMELLS LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT IN HERE WOAH!" Shouted Y/n as she runs out into bliss. We all got out. Frank walked infront of the cabins we're staying in, holding a piece of paper.
"So, first cabin, the lady cabin. Y/N, Emily and Morgan. Second cabin, the MCR cabin, me, Gee, and Mikey. Third cabin, The Crazy's. Pete, Tyler, and Brendon." They jumped around together liked teenage Japanese high school girls in some anime.. "The sane ones, Josh, Andy, Joe, and Patrick. Okay shit heads, go into the wild."
And everyone ran into each others cabins.
At the lady cabin•••
Y/n ran in, jumping onto the bed like its her savior. Morgan was shortly behind, holding Emily bridle style in her arms. "You smell like cabbages Emily." "Bitch go away." They fought. Emily sighed, flopping onto her bed.
"Fuck being pregnant.." Y/n whispered. "What was the sex like?" Emily asked.
"Actually it was pretty-"
"Okay no!"
"Sorry mom." Y/n grumbled at Morgan. "Lets like get our swim suits please." Morgan whispered. They rolled their eyes and said "fine" like teenagers.
The MCR cabin•••
"I crave death." Frank said as they entered the cabin. Gerard rolled his eyes and set his backpack down. "Honey you're 36, you are far." Gerard said, patting his friends back. They got into their swim trunks, re-thinking their life choices.
Crazy's cabi- okay of all places NOT here. Lets skip to the lake s h a l l w e
"I feel like I'm gonna give birth." Brendon burped, swallowing another hot dog. "Fucking hell..." Emily whispered into franks neck. They cuddled near the lake, him petting her shoulder. Gerard huffed. "Don't puke buddy!" Tyler yelled, doing the hokey pokey with Josh and Pete and Joe. Christ.
"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you do the hokey pokey and turn all about!" They sung, spinning like absolute idiots. Andy was eating some salad, Mikey was chilling in the water with Morgan and Patrick was having a calm and nice conversation with his wife.
"Can we play water tag!?" Yelled Joe. Everyone agreed. Water tag. Cool. Brendon is the "judge" because apparently he feels like hes having a child. "TYJO's IT!" Emily yelled. Everyone swam into different directions. "WHAT THE FUCK!?" Tyler yelled.
Mikey taunted him, then getting tagged. "DADDY GERARD!!?" Mikey yelled making groopy hands to gee. We were all out of the pool, just wanting to see this go down. "What-?!? Hell no!" He yelled, doggy paddling to the another corner. They looked like five year Olds, doggy paddling.
We all couldn't help but laugh at seeing a 38 year old man doggy paddling who had a child at home. Great. "Mikey tag Gerard's ass!" Emily yelled. "Hey, I'm the only one who can tag his ass since I'm his sister!" Y/n yelled.
"Oh my weak limbs!" Gee yelled as he got tagged. "MIKEY FUCKING WAY, WHORE OF THE COUCH, IS THE WATER TAG CHAMP!" Brendon yelled pointing and soon followed by vomiting.
- Timeskip to when they're all dressed and Pete and Brendon and Frank are rlly drunk -
"I'M GONNA FLY LIKE A FUCKING BIRD!" Brendon yelled.
Ah yes, drunk karaoke. Our favorite. Frank was smoothering Emily, laying on top of her as she petted his head. He giggled and squirmed. Pete took his pants off and ran outside, shouting "DUDE, LOOK WHOS A GRIZZLY BEAR!" He waved his arms around.
Y/n held her slight baby bump. "My poor child." "Hey, ours." Patrick said pointing. She nodded and groaned, laying on his shoulder. "Brendon, can you sing destroya!?" Tyler yelled from a distance. "OH HELL YEAH!" He screeched back.
"Oh hell no, I will forever regret writing that song!" Gerard yelled. Stupid sober. Frank yelled some lyrics from destroya. "So Gerard, in Famous Last Words, when you said "Why don't you blow me",were you talking to frank?" Asked josh.
And then, Gerard left. Y/n rolled her eyes and sipped her iced tea looking at Brendon, trying to moan like Gee in destroya. "Yo, let me play a bop!" Pete yelled. So apparently, his pants are on now and now he's back in here. He grabbed a mic and then played the ultimate sin.
Avril Lavigne: Girlfriend
"HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!" They yelled into the mic with a valley girl voice. "Oh heavens no..." whispered Emily as Frank let out a very loud burp. Mikey jumped on top of the table, head banging. Morgan shook her head in disappointment.
Tyler jumped on the booth chairs. "YEAH MAN THIS IS A BOP!" Josh sank his head into his hoody, looking at his phone, hoping to disappear. "I wanna go home." Frank whines like a little child into Emily's thighs. "I know sweetie I know." She whispered.
So they all head to their cabins. They all fell asleep, hearing the boys vomit horrifically into the shitty toilets in the cabins. The three boys awaiting a horrific hung over the next day.
Okay, this is the third and FINAL part. Also, Emily I have quality smuts ;););)
