Excerpts From A Book I'll Never Write

B-Day Crusher

     I crossed my arms over my chest and looked over at him, "I'm not so happy with you right now," He stumbled towards me, "Just sit," I told him.
    He stumbled to his seat and flashed a smile at me, "Why are you mad?"
     "Because E, you spent my whole entire birthday getting high and drunk, and here I am at 4 a.m. still wanting to spend time with you. It's not fair."
     "I know. I'm sorry. I just don't want people getting suspicious. I'm so sorry."
     "I get it... I just wish it didn't have to be a huge secret, but whatever, let's celebrate," I said, grabbing the bottle of whiskey from his hands.