Chapter Four: Meet the Parents (sort of)After another week, they finally had a small break from homework and Lance decided he should introduce Hunk to Keith.
"Why do you want me to meet your friend?"
Lance shrugged. "I don't know. We've been hanging out more, we're getting closer, I would consider us friends? So? Time for you to meet my best friend since the sixth grade."
Keith felt his heart go warm. Lance considered them friends?
"Well alright, but don't expect me to be nice."
When he knocked on Hunk's door, his friend opened it with a warm smile and a plate of brownies.
"Hey! You must be Keith. Lance has said a lot about-"
"HOW YOURE MY ROOMMATE. Right, Hunk? Because he's my rommate and I talk about him because he's my roommate."
Keith put on a teasing smirk and crossed his arms. "Awe, you talk about me?"
Lance rolled his eves and grabbed a brownie. "Don't flatter yourself, pretty boy."
Keith had to catch himself from fainting at the sound of Lance calling him "pretty."
Sure, he was teasing him, but still.
"So where's the gremlin?" Lance asked, gesturing to the top bunk. Oh yea, Keith remembered. Another roommate.
"She's saying hi to Matt, and then shes bringing him and his boyfriend to hang out. We're gonna need a bigger room."
Lance laughed as he grabbed another brownie, turning to Keith. "Dude, you are goig to LOVE our friends- they're like, a little over the top, but pretty chill."
As if on cue, the door burst open, and Keith felt the color drain out of his face.
"Finally, you're here," Lance started. "Keith, this is--"
"PIDGE?"
She looked up and him, and then at Lance, and then back to him with a small grin- the grin that was dangerous and sneaky and most definitely meant she was planning something.
"Oh, hey Keith. I see you've figured it out."
"Wait? What? Keith? How did you-"
"Keith! Bro! What are you doing in here? You know Hunk?" Shiro said entering the room, the same smile that Pidge was wearing.
Keith felt like he was in a soap opera. No. This cant be real. This didnt happen in real life. Shiro knew Lance and he was going to tell him- oh god, Lance knew Pidge? Had they been friends in highschool? How much did they know eachother? How well did Lance know Shiro?
"Wh- H- how? How do you-"
"Yea!" Lance shouted, still confused. "How the hell- do you know Keith?"
Shiro just started laughing, and Keith punched his arm.
"Dude no way- Keith-- Keith is my little brother."
Lance blinked. "What?"
"Hes my baby bro."
"...So, is everyone in your family hot and gay or-"
"Lance-"
"Im just asking!"
Keith needed to sit down. He wasnt even paying attention to the conversation in the room, he couldn't hear anything but his own brain rushing with questions. What the fuck? How the fuck? Why me? Why is this happening to me?

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Fate Works In Funny Ways (KLANCE) [ not edited ]
FanfictionThis book was created by GDSpidgepodge on AO3 Summary: College freshmen? One-sided rivalries? An unexpected roommate situation? Yes, and so much more. Notes: some things- theres gonna be ships in this bc i ship things damnit and this is a fanfictio...