Fate Works In Funny Ways (KLANCE) [ not edited ]

Chapter Five: The Fair

Chapter Five: The Fair

!!!!!!! WARNING !!!!!!! there is a rape mention in this chapter. Please do not read if its going to make you uncomfortable !! if you want to skip it, skip from "It happened when I was sixteen." to "I'm... that sucks, Lance." I will tell you what happens inbetween those points in the end notes if you want to know.

"Guys- we have to go to the fair!"

Lance was sitting in Pidge and Hunk's room, watching as they played Mario Kart on a makeshift projector aimed at a blank wall. Hunk blueshellef Pidge, and she hissed before adressing Lance.

"Nope. No way. Its too hot."

Lance rolled his eyes, and crossed his arms, glaring at Pidge.

"Then we wont go during the day! We'll go at night. We finally have enough people for the group discount!"

"Its still a no. I hate fairs. There's too many couples, and all the games are rigged, and its itchy and dirty and the closest one to us is sketchy. No thanks."

Lance rolled his eyes and turned to Hunk. "Okay. Fine. Then you bring Shay, and then it'll be enough. Please buddy- come on- I really want this discount and we finally have an even number of people so that nobody has to ride through the haunted house by themselves!"

"Why don't you just being one of your boyfriends? Or girlfriends?" Pidge asked, rolling her eyes.

Lance scoffed. "I'm not dating any of them, okay? Besides- If Hunk brings Shay, they can have a, lets say, romantic evening at the fair.

"So; Shay and Hunk, Matt and Shiro... You and Keith?" Pidge asked.

Lance didn't batt an eye when he said, "Yep."

Hunk smiled. "So like, a triple date?"

"What? No. I'm... no! Keith- we- I'm- Keith and I aren't dating!"

"Yet!" Pidge shouted, overtaking Hunk and sliding into first place. Hunk sighed and put down the controller.

Lance looked at her like she had grown another head. "Yet? Please! He doesn't even like me. I can tell, besides-" he turned back to Hunk. "I'm still trying to go through the entire university. Cant make bad on our bet, buddy."

"This is a one-sided bet Lance, I never agreed to anything-"

"Whatever. Keith doesnt like me and I'm too busy seducing the school anyways."

"You're not even seducing anyone."

"I have had sex plenty of times, all with different people, thank you. I literally did some dude from the baseball team, like, yesterday. And after he left? A chick from the science department. Maybe I should've waited, we could've had a threesome-"

"Okay, thats it. Im done listening to this. Its disgusting." Pidge picked up her laptop and threw a hoodie on before opening the door. "Im gonna be hanging out in Shiro and Matt's gay-ass love cave, so if you want me I'll be there- and yes, Lance, I'll tell them about your weird three-way date idea."

"Not a date- but thank you!"

When the door slammed, Lance turned to Hunk.

"What if I really want to kiss him, dude? I already really want to- what if we get stuck on the ferris wheel together, and we kiss? My plan will be ruined!"

Hunk took a deep breath.

**

When they paid for the tickets, Lance realized his mistake.