Kneeslappers

50!!!

To celebrate the fiftieth chapter of kneeslappers, Protima and I (izzy) have decided to make a ridiculous story...

A ridiculously funny story >:)

I have also come up with an idea for the hundredth chapter but...

We gonna wait fo dat one...

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"HAY YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE MY MEATBALLS FERNANDO!" Burtlindia screamed.

She got up from the picnic table and charged at him.

"NOOO!" Floppsash said, shaking her head at the two.

"What do mean 'no'?! The man took ma meat!!" Burtlindia protested.

"Ones meat is there to share." Floppsash said, trying to calm the young sproutling.

"OH HELL NAW!" Burtlindia said, throwing a mud pie in her face.

Floppsash had had enough.

"TIS TIME TO RELEASE THE YO MAMA JOKES!" She screamed.

Burtlindia and Fernandos faces were taken over by fear.

"YO MAMA IS SO FAT SHE GOT BAPTIZED AT SEA WORLD." Floppsash sang.

Burtlindia didn't know what to do...

But she knew what to say...

"YO MAMA IS SO POOR, SOMEONE KNOCKED OVER A TRASH CAN AND SHE SAID, ' WHO'S AT THE DOOR?'" She fired back.

Floppsash was impressed... but not that impressed.

"HOW DARE YOU DEFY MEH?!" Floppsash cried.

"BECAUSE I'M DIVERGENT BISH!!" Burtlindia said, she grabbed her meat, and walked outta that place.

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Burtlindia had been walking for hours. Her feet were sore, how mouth was thirstay... And her meat had grew cold...

She needed a good night's rest.

She came across a lonely pub. It looked cozy enough, so she decided to bunk there.

When she walked through the doors she was greeted by a bunch of bikers...

'Snapple.' She thought.

"Who is you?" One asked.

Burtlindia scoffed, "I is yo worst nightmare." She answered.

All the men laughed at her.

She just grew even more irritated.

"Prove it!" One yelled.

This made Burtlindia smirk.

"What happened when the blonde shot an arrow into the sky?" She asked.

The men looked scared now...

Shit just got real.

"W-what happened?" One man choked out.

"SHE MISSED!" Burtlindia said with so much force, it made the men ink themselves.

Burtlindia smirked again.

"I'm not done..." She whispered. The men let out shaky breaths of fear.

"What does a blonde call cheerios?" She asked menacingly.

No one answered.

"SHE CALLS THEM...."

A man started crying... Burtlindia walked up to him..

"She calls them donut seeds..." She said in his face.

Then, all the men started crying, and Burtlindia grabbed some keys off of the bar, and left.

Their cries were still heard, even as she tested the keys on all the bikes. It finally worked on the small orange pink and pickmintello bike.

'YUS!' She thought.

She drove away, taking her meat with her.

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Protima will be doing part 2 in the next chapter...

Be. Ready.

-izzy