One Piece One shots

Ace's Birthday

OPP: I'm sorry...I FORGOT I HAD THIS CHAPTER READY. I WAS READY TO POST IT IN THE NEW YEARS AND HERE I AM REMEMBERING IN FEBRUARY. IM SORRY. PLEASE FORGIVE ME. IM SORRY MY SNOOKUMS SPOOK-

Ace: Just spare me the embarrassment and go ahead and read •_•...

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"Oh My God! Oh My God! IT'S ACE'S BIRTHDAY!"

"Here we go again.."

"Even melting beeswax in my ears wont stop me from hearing this constant Nagging.."

I was "Fangirling" as What Law And Zoro would Call it, By the bleachers today as I was staring- umm..admiring Ace's Body from Afar..OK SORRY I WAS STARING AT HIS ABS!

Ace was being his usual attractive Goofy self as he was helping Cheerleader practice their round up kicks when they were actually trying to find an excuse to flirt with him or show him their Undewear, which I find absolutely absurd..OK SORRY AGAIN, I JUST WANNA KILL THE BITCHES FOR TAINTING MY POOPY POTATO FUTURE HUSBAND.

Law Sighed, "don't you think your Overreacting, (Y/N)-ya?"

"Yeah, it's not that exciting that Today is Ace's Birthday, or the new year, it's just Same Old, Same Old School"

"Excuse Me."

"Rest in Pieces, Zoro-ya"

"Wha-" Zoro couldn't have time to finish as he was practically thrown off the Bleachers into the crowd of Teenage girls who were busy ogling your crush.

"Nobody messes with the power of Birthday's and New Years." You stayed Patting away any dirt in your clothing and walking off.

"Why do all the people I hang out with are either Dumb or Flamingly Crazy.."Law Sighed.

~Time skip~

It was officially Lunch time, I sat alone in that table by the corner as usual, and Law and Zoro going to their respective places among the groups,

those lucky pieces of trash have the table Ace in squeezed right in between'em!

"Ace! I bought you a birthday present"

Bitch WHAT

"I got you that Cowboy Hat you were ogling at the mall!"

THAT MTHAFCKIN' D-SUCKING-

"Thanks hehe.."

Wait what...Ace is Sad..on a Celebratory Day..either the planets are aligned or Lucifer is real 'cause this is unreal..

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I silently doodle a chibi Version of Ace eating Chicken Curry for some reason, not noticing two admiring eyes watching over my back..

"Hey is that Ace?"

Shit shit shit shit shit shit...