One Piece One shots

Sabo's Birthday

OPP: AYY. ITS MY SABOTAGE's BIRTHDAY

Sabo: ...

OPP: AWW IS MY LITTLE BALL OF OF CHAOS EMBARRASSED? *legit super Excited*

Sabo: please refrain from calling me that..

OPP: DEAL WITH IT PUDDIN' *hugs Sabo to death* btw this is a Sabo x Chubby!Reader! *continues squeezing Sabo to death*

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Ace, the School's Bad boy,

Nami, the school's "It" Girl

Luffy, the School's Adventurer

Kidd, the School's Bully

Sabotage. Aka, Sabo, The School's sweet dreamboat..also the guy who stole my heart, and the same guy who accidentally sabotaged my science Experiment to save Luffy from probable extinction..don't ask.

Then there are the gangs, let's get some Mean Girls real talk,

You've got the Varsity Jocks;

Ace, Sanji, Marco, and Luffy

The Unfriendly Hotties;

Law, Kidd, Zoro, and Bellamy

Girls who Eat their Feelings away;

Me.

Girls that practically don't eat anything;

Nami, Vivi, Rebecca, and Robin

The greatest people you'll ever meet;

The straw hats, The Whitebeard gang, The Revolutionaries, The Heart Gang.

And The worst:

The Bullies, or this new century's plastics, Monet, Hancock, and Charlotte Pudding.

Such a lack of labeling,society..am I supposed to be impressed?

I walk through the hallways, the usual routine, Kidd and his gang are either picking on that boy in the end of the hall or just hitting on girls,

Nami and her girlfriends, rejecting the boys repeatedly, while scrolling through Instagram following on Angelina Jolie's latest posts.

Zoro and Sanji bickering over a reason I don't want to know off, with Usopp desperately trying to separate them.

Luffy and Ace sneaking to the cafeteria in the background with A glorious blonde quietly mumbling on how he got dragged into doing the deed.

Sigh..if only that blonde actually noticed me..I mean sure he saved Luffy that one time from my science project, But I had Zoro as a partner! And I basically did all the work! How was I supposed to know Magnesium is Flammable!?

I sighed as I opened my locker and started gathering my books,

Sigh..Just notice how much I like you gosh dang it...