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January 1st, 2018

1:55 am

smAsh: oh my goodness

1:55 am

smAsh: plz don't call the police

1:56 am

aries: i am dialling 911 as we speak

1:57 am

smAsh: hA you'll never catch me

1:57 am

smAsh: i'm on another continent babez

1:58 am

aries: oH MY GOD SO AM I

1:59 am

aries: i'M NOT EVEN AMERICAN

2:00 am

smAsh: buT YOU CALLED 911

2:01 am

aries: I KNOW

2:01 am

aries: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME

2:02 am

smAsh: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

2:02 am

smAsh: NO WONDER I CAN'T HEAR ANY SIRENS

2:03 am

smAsh: BECAUSE THEY'RE COMING FROM AMERICA

2:03 am

aries: I AM ASHAMED

2:04 am

aries: ALSO SUP, I'M ARIES, NICE TO MEET YOU

2:04 am

smAsh: HA

2:05 am

aries: hoe doN'T DO IT

2:05 am

smAsh: HEHEHE i'm apollo

2:06 am

aries: woW like i've never heard tHAT ONE before

2:06 am

aries: i've changed my mind now i really am gonna call the police on u

2:07 am

smAsh: I'M SO SORRY

2:07 am

smAsh: HEY I GUESS YOU COULD SAY

2:08 am

smAsh: i APOLLOgize

2:09 am

aries: stfu

2:09 am

aries: blocked and reported

2:10 am

smAsh: nooooooooooo

2:11 am

aries: rest in peace apollo, you will not be missed

2:11 am

smAsh: ouch

2:12 am

smAsh: although you should know that it's ashton, not apollo

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