sing // irwin

eleven

January 8th, 2018

12:36 pm

aries: you know i guess i can forgive you

12:37 pm

smAsh: what??

12:38 pm

aries: you know, for not liking pineapple on your pizza

12:39 pm

aries: at least you aren't one of those monsters who can eat ice cream with their teeth

12:40 pm

smAsh: well then

12:41 pm

aries: wait

12:42 pm

aries: don't tell me you can bite your ice cream

12:43 pm

smAsh: alright, i won't

12:44 pm

aries: with your teETH??

12:45 pm

smAsh: plz don't hate me

12:46 pm

aries: that's it we're getting a divorce

12:47 pm

aries: i no longer forgive you

12:48 pm

smAsh: noooooo

12:49 pm

aries: i am going to fight for sole custody of the children

12:50 pm

aries: all twelve of them

12:51 pm

smAsh: even young jimmy??

12:53 pm

aries: ESPECIALLY jimmy

12:54 pm

smAsh: NOOOOOOOOO

12:55 pm

smAsh: we can work this out

12:56 pm

aries: it's too late. the damage has been done

12:57 pm

aries: goodbye forever

12:58 pm

smAsh: i will eat a pizza with pineapple if you stay

12:59 pm

aries: JUST pineapple??

1:00 pm

smAsh: just pineapple

1:01 pm

aries: not even any pizza base

1:02 pm

smAsh: of course my love

1:03 pm

smAsh: wait that would be just a stack of pineapple

1:04 pm

aries: it would

1:05 pm

smAsh: well okay then

1:06 pm

aries: i'll climb through your window with a tin of pineapple in about half an hour

1:07 pm

aries: consider this your warning

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