Golden Child
Created by; Daeyeol
Daeyeol: guys the pd came up with a new years resolution for us
Jaeseok: ?
Daeyeol: TO FUCKING STOP ARGUING AND FIGHTING FOR ONCE IN HIS OLD ASS LIFETIME
Y: how many more years does he have to live?
Jaehyun: a long ass time why?
Y: bc if we all start agruing ima have to murder his saggy dick so his resolution doesn't exist
Jaeseok: wOAh
Jaeseok: ThErE WiLL Be No MuRDerIng HeRE
Jaeseok: if you want to murder him pls murder him somewhere where I dont have to clean his toxic blood
Seungmin: but the thing is
Seungmin: y'all are toxic anyway
Jangjun: shut your bull crap
Daeyeol: that doesn't count as arguing right?
Jidumb: lmao hyung where are you?
Seungmin: im buying some thongs
Seungmin: *things
Jidumb: me and Jaehyun were going to the amusement park but we want everyone to come
Tag: im broke
Jaehyun: im paying
Tag: im coming
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Daeyeol: lets get headbands
Y: im getting the bunny one
Jangjun: can we wear a couple headband y?
Y: no
Joochan: lets wear matching headbands y hyung
Y: sure
Jangjun: I legit just said that
Jaehyun: WHEN I SAID COUPLE I DIDNT MEAN FOR U TO PUT A FUCKING VAGINA ONE ON MY HEAD AND A DICK ONE ON YOURS
Jidumb: but the vagina looks cute bobbing on your head
Jaehyun: I WILL NOT TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT
Jidumb: WELL GUESS WHAT I ALREADY BROUGHT THE HEADBANDS
Jaehyun: FUCK YOU KIM JIBEOM
Bomin: um y does Jibeom hyung have a dildo on his head
Daeyeol: um how do you know what a dildo is
