Jangjun: here you go Y, one nice hot cup of coffee
Y: this isn’t hot
Jangjun: one nice cup of coffee
Y: this is gross
Jangjun: one cup of coffee
Y: i think this is tea
Jangjun: a cup
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Joochan: after all we’ve been through? i can’t believe you’d do this to me!
Jibeom: i’m sorry joochan.
Joochan: what about Bomin? what will he learn from this?
Jibeom: it has to be done
Joochan:
Jibeom: [places down a +4 wild card] uno
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Tag: come on Seungmin, i wasn’t that drunk
Seungmin: you were literally flirting with me
Tag: so what? you’re my boyfriend
Seungmin: you asked me if i was single, then cried when i said i wasn’t
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Tag: do you think i can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Daeyeol: you’re a hazard to society
Jangjun: and a coward. do 20
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Jibeom: jaehyun, why is there a potted plant on my desk?
Jaehyun: oh, i put it there so it can replace all the oxygen you waste
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Daeyeol: theres only one thing worse than a rapist [pulls off paper to revealing the phrase child rapist]
Bomin: a child!
Daeyeol: no!!
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Jangjun: good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bedbugs bite. tonight. imma fight. til we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.
Daeyeol: can you be a normal human for once?
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Tag (to seungmin): one universe. nine planets. one earth. seven continents, seven seas. 195 countries. 809 islands. and i had the immense luck of meeting you.
Donghyun: there are only eight planets
Tag: viva la pluto, fuck you!
