I'm in Japan for the holidays but I'll still update bc im a unsociable hoe and I dislike my relatives :")
GOLDENCHILD
Joochan: Seungmin Tag wants to serenade you
Seungmin: oh no--
Tag: *voice recording *
Hush, hush, hush
Blush, blush, blush
You are now my big fat crush
I'm single as I can be
You're single, perfect for me
I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons
Why you should date me
Reason number one - I'm super hot
Reason number two - she's super not
Reason number three - I'm all you got
And all you got is someone hot
Boy check my resume
You want a background check, okay
First name hot, and last name bitch
Wanna get with me? Now that's the sitch
You think I'm trash?
Hell no, I'm class and I got a big fat ass
And all I gotta say is...
Please date me because I'm single
S-I-N-G-L-E, love me
And hug me, and touch me
And, well, fuck me
Donghyun: what the fuck did I just listen to
Jaeseok: this is not how I brought you up
Tag: listen
Jangjun: ¿
Tag: wait I'm trying to think of a solid comeback
Y: disappointed but not surprised
Y: anyway Bomin hows the christmas thing going on with your NEW family
Bomin: oH MY GOD
Bomin: hOw MaNy TiMes
DAEYEOL HAS MUTED BOMIN
Daeyeol: we don't appreciate traitors in this household
Seungmin: oh yeah Jaeseok how was touring europe
Jaeseok: great
Jibeom: aren't you gonna say something else¿
Jaeseok: nO
Jaeseok: you should have kept up with my instagrammy and snappychat if you really wanted to know how it was
Jaehyun: is someone gonna tell him or should I
Donghyun: leave it be
Jaehyun: okay
Donghyun: btw googoos
Jaehyun: what
Jibeom: ?
Joochan: quE
Donghyun: guess whOs JOiNiNg Me To My PaRents HOuse
JAEHYUN HAS DEACTIVATED HIS ACCOUNT
JIBEOM HAS DEACTIVATED HIS ACCOUNT
JOOCHAN HAS DEACTIVATED HIS ACCOUNT
Donghyun: you all are crusty pussies
Jaeseok: excuse me random child I know nothing about
Jaeseok: we know you don't belong in this family but watch that bad mouth of yours
Donghyun: Y'all are so petty :<
DONGHYUN HAS LEFT THE CHATROOM
Janjun: we can just kidnap Bomin and Donghyun
Y: how¿ they live in the same house as us
Jangjun: I'm holding them hostage
Jangjun: this is the power of K
Jangjun: we ARe SiStErs BY BloOd BUT BEst friEnds bY ChOice
Tag: he's been on netflix
Jaeseok: isn't netflix a chocolate company
Y: thAts NesTle
Y: im older than you but you act like my great grandpa
Jaeseok: I must be wise
Jaeseok: hey IsNt yoUr Great granDpA Dead
Y: took you long enough
Seungmin: my wallet is flying away from misery rn
Daeyeol: hA I dONt EveN HaVe A WallEt
Dayeol: thatS HOw BRoKe I am
Dayeol: payINg foR YoUr assEs
Jangjum: is this what mid life crisis is
Jangjun: jesus don't make me miserable as this jerk here when im 99 too
Daeyeol: hEy
Daeyeol: watCh HOw yoU sPeak to Me
Daeyeol: you know what ima just do something to refrain myself
Y: ?
Jangjun: ?
Tag: ?
Seungmin: ?
Jaeseok: oh nO he did this in our privaTe chat
DAEYEOL HAS MUTED HIMSELF FOR 15 HOURS
GROUPCHAT IS LOCKED TILL ADMIN HAS BEEN UNMUTED
HYUNG LINE
Y: dumb fuck
I didn't do much in todays one bc im very tired and plane sick ( or air sick) btw the next one may only involve googoos :))
