Sam was a simpel dongus. He liks to fucc home deportment stores.
One day he met Home Deport, in the parking lot of trumps toupee castle. For some reason instead of being the normal rud dongus he was, he did a Noice. Sam fell in cow poop- I mean love.
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Sam now believes in love at fourth site. Sam has only ever been to home deport four times. He always loved the smell of permanent marker each time he walked into that home deport. For some reason, it was only this one. Maybe because they only sold already painted wood but it wasn't paint it was permanent marker ink. Sam stared deep into home deport. Home deport dosnt have I's you DONGUS! I can't deel wiht IDOTS.! Sam says "I love you" just like Patrick did in that one sponge doorknob episode. Home deport then deported him.
The end of this one shot.
Btw (friends name that starts with R and ends with E/N) if you want me to write any one shots here I will. This is secretly a one shot book but only with characters I know lolololol
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Home Depot
HumorA love story between a man.....and his Home Depot. Tears will be shed from the audience as they read this beautiful masterpiece.
