I HEAR A FUCKING UFO OUTSIDE WHAT THE FUCK
Welp anyway
"Rub your ranch all over me" salad said
"YOU LIKE THAT YOU HEALTHY BITCH?!" Ranch replied
"Mom do I have to eat my salad?" Rae said
"I put ranch on it just for you !" Mom said
"Bu-" rae started but then was cut off "NO BUTTS! Eat it or else I'm shitting in ur bed"
Rae took a bite and could hear the salad and the ranch moaning as she chewed.
And that's why kids don't eat their veggies.
YOU ARE READING
Home Depot
HumorA love story between a man.....and his Home Depot. Tears will be shed from the audience as they read this beautiful masterpiece.
